Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[mikey]

granted:
I wish this thread got locked with my utmost intent

[Dekkadeci]

Granted...when you're a moderator of this website.

I wish I could actually attach files to posts in this forum.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Not granted. What are we? Some efficient forum community?

I wish I got in to GSP without having to do the application

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, you're arrested for breaking and entering.

I wish I understood myself.

[mikey]

Granted, you're arrested for breaking and entering.

-_-

[Dekkadeci]

Granted, you're arrested for breaking and entering.

I wish I understood myself.

Granted...after you desperately do some soul searching after the first time you get terminated from your job.

I wish for larger keyboards on smartphones so I don't mistype so often.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted...after you desperately do some soul searching after the first time you get terminated from your job.n.

I don't have a job.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted. Your phone is now the size of Kansas.

I wish that I could actually spend some of my time completing video games instead of doing college homework or finishing an anime or book.

[mikey]

Granted.  Stop watching anime

I wish that wishes were fishes and we could have a feast

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but all the fish are highly toxic.

I wish for this wish to be a nontoxic wish.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted. It's a non toxic wish, but since you didn't actually wish for anything, nothing happens.

I wish for something to happen. Anything.

[mikey]

Ironically, at that very moment, nothing happens.  Something happens afterwards though.

I wish for good internet

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted but the internet is highly toxic.

I wish for no homework assigned over Fall Break.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, it's assigned the day before fall break.

I wish I could draw better than I can right now.

[Trainer Ave]

Grant you can draw better for 10 seconds and 6 are already gone

I wish for that thing