Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[braix]

Granted, all the professors drop dead and you don't get a refund. That should liven things up a bit.

I wish I hadn't already eaten my lunch in class because now I'm hungry again

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but you died of extreme starvation before you had a chance to eat it.

I wish I wasn't so stubborn.

[mikey]

Granted, you're now a floor rug

I wish I was good at sm4sh

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. You now suck at every other game, and are considered "Good at Sm4sh" compared to the average 3-year old.

I wish I could write much more quickly than I do & with both hands, and still retain my normal penmanship.

[mikey]

JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY SUCK AT EVERY GAME

[Trainer Ave]

Lol I didn't have to pay for college

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. You now suck at every other game, and are considered "Good at Sm4sh" compared to the average 3-year old.

I wish I could write much more quickly than I do & with both hands, and still retain my normal penmanship.

Granted. You write so much more quickly that you tear writing-shaped holes in the paper.

I wish my passwords were easier to manage.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted you have changed all your passwords to password and are immediately hacked by Our Mine on all of your accounts

I wish that............
Hey this is Our Mine. Don't worry. We are just testing your security. Please contact us.

[cashwarrior1]

Not granted.

I wish Dekka's passwords were all doctor terms.

[EFitTrainr]

Granted, but they are obscure Doctor Who radio play terms

[Trainer Ave]

I wish shadowkirby would make a wish

[EFitTrainr]

Granted, but it isn't in this thread. Or even this website.

[mikey]

I wish people would stop wishing for people to make a wish

[braix]

Granted, but only for a short while.

I wish people would actually make wishes.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted but it's stuck in an infinite loop.

I wish people who actually made wishes, made actual wishes.