Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[mikey]

the dead of night in india is midday here

[WaluigiTime64]

I said dead of night local time. Yup, that's India at 3:00 AM.

the dead of night in india is midday here

I believe you're still misreading it.

[mikey]

Granted. Now move to India and start fixing computers in the dead of night (local time). Those Indians are pretty tech-savvy and want their computers fixed before they wake up, after all!

before they wake up means I'll be working overnight, and since india is 12/.5 hours away it'll feel like I'm working in the day/afternoon/evening

[WaluigiTime64]

Now move to India and start fixing computers in the dead of night (local time). Those Indians are pretty tech-savvy and want their computers fixed before they wake up, after all!

What I think she's saying is that now you're in India. The addition of "local time" just makes things more confusing than they should be.
Patiently waiting to be proven wrong lol.
Actually, I have absolutely no idea what she's trying to say

[mikey]

yes.  If I'm in india, working overnight, to me, it feels like I'm working midday because that's what my body is used to

[Trainer Ave]

I wish I knew what that image of Japanese Muppets is supposed to be doing on this website.

Granted but they take it down as soon as you know.

because you know way too much

[E. Gadd Industries]

I wish BwaF would make a wish. 

[cashwarrior1]

Not Granted!

I wish for a taco.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted you receive a taco but it's already been chewed


I WISH FOR AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF WISHES

[Dudeman]

Granted, but you lose the ability to actually think of things to wish for.

I wish that I had a sword.

[EFitTrainr]

Granted, but you realize it's actually my dick in diguise

[Dekkadeci]

I wish for a Diglett.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted. You now have an 8 inch penis looking thing.

I wish my Algebra 2 homework would complete itself.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but only after you do 999/1000 of it

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish but if you wish the wish the witch wishes I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. The witch now wishes for everything, so you get locked out of wishing for anything.

(Wishing for a Diglett was a reference to one of shadowkirby's previous avatars, which replaced a sword with a Diglett.)

I wish that smartphones wouldn't get so hot. (Why does every smartphone I've ever owned have a tendency to get too hot to touch?)