Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[cashwarrior1]

I wish I could pause time for everyone except me.

Granted- (I can't type anything more because time is paused, but trust me, it's not worth it )

I wish I could move when Sebass pauses time.

[daj]

Granted.

Now you can't move when he unpauses time ^^

Also Sebass is angry that you called him that, and he takes the opportunity to conveniently place you over the mouth of mount ebott.


I wish there was access to a computer with internet here

[Dekkadeci]

Granted: do you like the Opera browser? Good! It's the only browser available!

I wish my computer at work wasn't so slow sometimes.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted. It is now slow full time. (also my current phone IS a microsoft phone. that's why i want a new one)

I wish Keemstar would leave the internet.

[BrainyLucario]

Granted. You our now the internet's one true savior. (No Irony Here)


I wish Harambre was still alive

[WaluigiTime64]

Granted. He now has far less importance than he would if he was dead.

I wish I could stay up all night.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted. You levitate all night.

I wish I didn't have to spend all day tomorrow editing a youtube video.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted you have spend all month editing a youtube video.

I wish we had more irony in these answers.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Not granted. That's not how this works!

I wish the Washington D.C. trip I am going on were less than 75 days away... (Getting 1 day closer each day, of course, and with me being on the trip, too)

[Dudeman]

Granted. It is now -5 days away. You're still technically on it, of course; you just never showed up at the airport.

I wish I was a dead gorilla.

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. You were a dead gorilla in a previous life. Before that, you were a live gorilla.

I wish for a new calculator.

[mikey]

Granted.  All it does is add with a display of 6 Sig digs and no decimal.

I wish people would stop memeing

[Trainer Ave]

Granted. Now everywhere you go, everyone dabs just to annoy you.

I wish that I could hit anyone i want with lightning.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but you have to handle the Lightning with your bare hands, therefore, shocking yourself before hitting the other person. Have fun.

I wish I had an competent AP Chem teacher that got me a 5 on the AP test (with significantly reduced amounts of homework and reasonably strict concerning the school's normal rules, and this person is decently healthy so they are generally here and teaching most days all throughout the year)

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, you're not in that class.

I wish Mario Maker for 3DS had online level-sharing.