Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Dekkadeci]

Granted, but every other game crashes and burns because of it. Congrats, you just put all but one video game company out of business, arousing the anger of gamers worldwide.
Good luck.

I wish this specific wave of rain would be sent somewhere that needs it and this area gets a break for a week or two.

Granted. That wave of rain's now augmenting a hurricane, because what's a hurricane without driving rain?

I wish my iPod Touch's internet browser wouldn't crash as often.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but everything else on the iPod crashes twice as often

I wish my roommate wouldn't snore so loud

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. Instead, he talks– no, yells in his sleep. A lot. Something about a heavy metal concert? Maybe?

I wish to have one more month of summer break before school starts.

[Dekkadeci]

Granted--your parents convince you to get a summer job for the month.

I wish I could listen to music and immediately figure out all chords used in them in order with 100% accuracy. (Despite having absolute (a.k.a. "perfect") pitch, I'm nowhere near being that good yet.)

[Trainer Ave]

Granted you have this ability for one hour. Then you go deaf.

I wish white was purple.

[BrainyLucario]

Granted. Humans now have a purple skin color

I wish I was ungrounded

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, it's been 100 years.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I wish Cashwarrior had remembered to make a wish.

[Nebbles]

Granted, it's a wish so horrible none can bear to read it.

I wish I had asked that cute boy at Otakon for his Facebook so we could've kept in touch.

[cashwarrior1]

I wish Cashwarrior had remembered to make a wish.

Oh whoops.

[BrainyLucario]

Granted, he looses touch in about a month

I wish that I will pass all my AP tests

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. You then suddenly find that none of the colleges and universities care about AP tests. (I think Canadian universities care more about IB exams.)

I wish work were less stressful.

[InsigTurtle]

Granted, instead of your work being stressful, every other thing you do becomes stressful.

I wish for my wish to be granted in a non-ironic manner.

[Dekkadeci]

Your wish will be granted non-ironically...next time.

I wish for a new computer.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, it was made in the 1900s.

I wish my parents were better at planning my piano lessons.