Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[cashwarrior1]

Granted

3/04/16 Recusant (adj.)- refusing to submit to authority

O_o I really wish this wasn't today's word.

I wish I had Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but your copy is infected with a virus
哦其实没有可以博爱热点弟弟 NT RanD O ML YSe QiT ChT O Ka
 Ssorry what I said was I wish my keyboard didn't randomly switch to Chinese

[mikey]

Granted, it switches to Bolivian instead

I wish I could afford to travel a bunch

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, your fired.

I wish I would stop learning new songs as of right now (too many new songs=overload and old ones forgotten)

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. You still forget the old ones.

I wish Just Plains wasn't so deceptively difficult.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted it is now difficult with no deception

I wish that people would shut up

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted. Since everyone must shut up, every piece of human communication is destroyed.
Congratulations, you just destroyed 200,000 years of culture.
I wish I could arrange music faster.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. You can never stop arranging music now.

I wish that I could run faster.

[Hero of Trains]

Granted, you walk very slowly.

I wish that Pokemon Go's servers got fixed.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted. To accomplish this, all other internet servers are now destroyed.
I wish that ___

[Dudeman]

Granted. You ____________

I wish I had the ability to use sonar.

[FireArrow]

Granted. You now have the instruction manual.

I wish I could tan without risking skin cancer.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, you're black now.

I wish Sonic games were good.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but every other game crashes and burns because of it. Congrats, you just put all but one video game company out of business, arousing the anger of gamers worldwide.
Good luck.

I wish this specific wave of rain would be sent somewhere that needs it and this area gets a break for a week or two.

[cashwarrior1]

I wish this specific wave of rain would be sent somewhere that needs it and this area gets a break for a week or two.

Huh, that explains the rainstorm we had.