Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but your talent is never recognized

I wish for Devil May Cry Pops

[EFitTrainr]

I'm sorry, WHAT?

Since I have no idea wtf you're talking about, granted. You have strawberry flavored popsicles with
"Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series" on them.

I wish for 1 bonus oxygen

[FireArrow]

Granted, though it's stuck between a sodium and a hydrogen.

I wish for a pony.

[cashwarrior1]

Not granted!

I wish for a pony.

[FireArrow]

how the fuck is that ironic

skip me

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. However, you also get FireArrow's pony. You quickly find out that two ponies is too much for you to take care of... you still try to take care of the two ponies, though, but after a couple months of owning the two ponies, you come out to find that one of them has died. It turns out, you forgot to feed it. Should've been a responsible pony owner!

I wish for all the wishes that were answered with "Not granted."

[Onionleaf]

Granted, but you overwork the poor wishing fairy to such an extent that she decides to quit her job and not grant wishes anymore. Phooey.

I wish that I won't catch a cold, bug, or any other illness this winter.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, you get sick. (you didn't catch a cold, a bug, or an illness; you were given the ability to be sick)

I wish I had grass.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted: you are the proud owner of a singular blade of grass that is 100 meters tall.

I wish CW had a machete for his grass.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. He stabs you with it. :X

I wish I had the machete.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, it's in your chest.

I wish I never had the machete.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. I take it and slice your arms off with it.
'Tis but a flesh wound!
I wish CW's grass blade shriveled up and died.

[FireArrow]

it shrivels up and topples over turning your house into a pile of rubble

I wish E gadd had some good home insurance

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but now you don't have good house insurance.

I wish a hole appeared.

[daj]

Granted! ^^ but it's in you, and people can see through your body now. Eep.

I wish there was wifi everywhere~