Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, your ears are blown out.
The correct term is seltzer soft drink.

I wish I wished a real wish, but I couldn't think of one.

Not granted

If you want to get technical, then let's all get general and call it a carbonated beverage.

I wish VBS was over T_T

[mikey]

no, soft drink is probably the correct term

[EFitTrainr]

I wish VBS was over T_T

Granted, and as a bonus, you now have knowledge that there is no god!

[cashwarrior1]

I wish for a pony!

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. It is highly carnivorous.

I wish people would actually remember to make wishes.

[braix]

Granted. They don't type them anyway

[mikey]

granted.  You have a heart attack because I knew what you wished for.

I wish I had a better computer

[FireArrow]

Granted, though it due to some glitches in the system it's stuck windows 8.

I wish going to bed at a decent hour didn't feel like an impossible task.

[Sir Dino]

granted, but now you oversleep every morning.

i wish i had great bone structure

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but you now have hemophilia

I wish I had an extra hour in the day

[Dudeman]

Granted, but you have to spend it listening to Rebecca Black's Friday on repeat.

I wish I could memorize a book by reading it once.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but you can only remember one book.

I wish I had a genie instead.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but you have to grant the genie a wish.

I wish I had absolute perfect pitch and had no disabilities to come with it. Or tinnitus. Or any ailment affecting the ears.

[mikey]

granted.  You suck at playing piano.

I wish my headset worked.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. However, it is now permanently grafted into your skull.

I wish I had more writing motivation!