Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Maelstrom]

Granted. The entire universe turns into nothingness

I wish I was good at video games.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, you now suck at everything else.

EDIT: I wish I had a non-ironic answer to this, something sarcastic would work.

[Dudeman]

I wish Cashwarrior had made a wish.

[cashwarrior1]

Oh, shoot, I forgot! Granted, but now you have to answer it.

[Dudeman]

I wish I had a non-ironic answer to this, something sarcastic would work.

Granted. Unfortunately, you neglected to actually wish for something specific; you merely gave parameters for the response. Smart, that.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. You can only change into horribly ugly people, though.

I wish that everybody would cooperate more.

[Jub3r7]

granted, single player is no longer an option for anybody.


I wish... that I never made any mistakes.

[FireArrow]

Granted. You, now unbenounced to the mistakes you would've made lack the wisdom to avoid them now and inevitably you must grin and bear it again.

I wish I didn't have another year of high school.

[Nebbles]

Granted. You're now a drop out.

I wish I didn't have sleeping problems.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, now the electricity went out and you didn't wake up... ever.

I wish I had a number 7.

[BrainyLucario]

Granted, but i take it from you and never give it back.

I wish I had a british accent.

[Sebastian]

Granted, pip pip.


I wish I was treated fairly.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. You get treated to spending the day at the nearest fair.

I wish to finish Ricco Harbor and it actually be good when I finish.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but it fails because it's not great.

I wish I had tadpole treble.

[Sebastian]

Granted, nuff said.

I wish I had a dog.