Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, here's a bag of chips.

I wish I could draw.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but now you become mute & must draw everything you want to say.

I wish I could understand what cashwarrior1 was saying through all that mmfmfffmfmffmffm-ing.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, you are now mute as well.

I wish I had a poptart.

[BrainyLucario]

Granted, it has no frosting.....or filling


I wish to understand why memes exist

[Sebastian]

Granted, because of

Spoiler

JOOOOOHN CEEEEENNNAAAA!!!!!

[close]

I wish I wished a wish of wishes.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted, but you can't use any of the wishes.

[Dudeman]

I wish PDS had posted his wish.

(I also wish Seb had the wisdom to know when a JC can be properly used and when it's just white noise, but I'll keep that one to myself.)

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted, I post it now. After your post.
My wish is that I can just give people the irony without giving a wish.

[cashwarrior1]

Not granted!

I wish I earned a hundred dollars!

[Maelstrom]

Granted. You earned it by working in a coal mine for $0.50 an hour.

I wish bullet hell games didn't fry my brain.

[braix]

Granted. They fry everything else.

I wish I could spend this weekend doing what I actually want to do

[Sebastian]

Granted, but your grounded.

I wish I was rich.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, hello Richard.

I wish I was Richard.

[Sebastian]

I wish I was Richard.

Granted, you are Donald Trump.

I wish I was muscular.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. You don't ever stop building muscle. Ever.

I wish I could write twice as fast.