Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. Now you're hungry.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[mikey]

granted.  Now you have a stomach ache from eating too much

I wish for this wish to be granted unironically

[braix]

Granted. Now you're hungry.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

(I just want to mention that I was already hungry.)

[E. Gadd Industries]

granted.  Now you have a stomach ache from eating too much

I wish for this wish to be granted unironically

Granted, but with no irony, this thread, and the site with it, fall apart because you broke the rules of the thread.

I wish to not live in Hillbilly Country.

[Nebbles]

Granted, now you live in the most snobby country you can imagine.

I wish I had a lot of money to afford cosplays.

[Dudeman]

Granted, but now you can only spend all the money you get on cosplay materials. Good luck eating and stuff.

I wish I had the ability to do any school assignment instantly and flawlessly.

[mikey]

Granted, but somehow it ends up always getting eaten by dogs.

I wish for a sandwich

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted

[close]

I wish for the ability to levitate at will.

[FireArrow]

Granted, but you lose the ability to perform any form of non-verticle locomotion at will. Don't worry, you can still do it involuntarily.

I wish there were more gay guys at my school (like why are the gays/bi female, come on)

[braix]

Granted. Now a lot of guys are happy.

I wish to not require 14 hours of sleep to stay awake at school

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. Now you require 17.4725184 hours of sleep to stay awake at school.

I wish I could get a perfect score on my ACT.

[Dudeman]

Granted, but no colleges accept you anyway.

I wish I could fire lightning from my fingertips.

[braix]

Granted, but you misfire and die.

I wish I was cool

[mikey]

I don't do anything

I wish to be able to travel wherever I want

[braix]

Hey that's not how the game works