Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. You fall into a deep depression and vow vengeance against Ubisoft.

I wish that the next person to wish has their wish granted! <3

[Dudeman]

Granted. My wish will be granted ironically.

I wish this wish will not be granted ironically.

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, your wish will not be granted ironically, then the world explodes.

I wish the world would regenerate...

[FireArrow]

Granted, but god didn't rest on the seventh day. Now we have 6 day work weeks.

I wish we didn't have 6 day work weeks.

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, there is 0 day work weeks and everyone is poor and dies eventually...

I wish I could think up a wish.

[FireArrow]

Granted. You wished that you could no longer make wishes.

I wish I could marry AwesomeYears.

[Wolf]

Granted. You devorsed right away.

I wish I found a pile of gold next to me and it doesn't disappear by some random bullshit.

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, it's fools gold.

I wish I could sing 5 octaves high.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. You can't sing any lower than that, though. Or speak any lower, for that matter...

I wish people would stop deleting posts in The Post 1795 game.

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, now dogs will delete their posts.

I wish I was a Nintendo Nocturne

[FireArrow]

Just in: JaMaHa has changed the reward system for posting. Now having 90-100 posts is considered Nintendo Nocturne and 2000+ has new, unrevealed name!

I wish for ice cream to help comfort me. I just broke up with awesome years ;-;

[Wolf]

Granted. But it melted right away because your is Egypt.

I wish I got a REAL gold that's periodic code is AU. And it doesn't disappear by some random bullshit.

[Maelstrom]

Granted. You did not specify the location of said gold, so it falls on your head and kills you.

I wish for incorruptible wishes

[mikey]

your wish is incorruptible, and therefore you are granted 2 wishes with the standard abuse laws attached.

I wish mael would break the abuse laws and get blown up

[Maelstrom]

Granted, but I reform immediately and gain immunity to any further implosions

I wish NoS would stop caring about rules.