Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

Started by FSM-Reapr, July 28, 2012, 07:20:53 AM

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FireArrow

Granted, but now it's due digitally the night before.

I wish for no homework. ^-^
Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
straight from the department of redundancy department

Maelstrom

You can. At 1:00 AM

I wish this thread had died.

mikey

Quote from: FireArrow on January 22, 2015, 08:05:33 PMGranted, but now it's due digitally the night before.
Actually tbh that would be spectacular, at the moment it's due at 11 in the morning and since I wake up early for classes it's hard to get going lol
but assignments are always due digitally, what age do you live in?
unmotivated

K-NiGhT

Quote from: Maelstrom on January 22, 2015, 08:08:53 PMYou can. At 1:00 AM

I wish this thread had died.
Granted, but then someone comes in and creates Ironic Wish Granting: Threepeat

I wish for nothing.
Quote from: K-NiGhT on April 11, 2024, 11:54:48 AMwow, 20 years

*crumbles into dust and blows away in the wind*

FireArrow

You get a bunch of spam emails and door solicitation requesting that you make a wish.

I wish I wasn't tired in the morning.
Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
straight from the department of redundancy department

braix

Granted. You are now tired the rest of the day.

I wish I was rich
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

Sebastian

Granted, you should stock up on Lottery Tickets.


I wish I had a gf...



AwesomeYears

Granted, you get a girlfriend, but she's a Nintendo hater and is disgusted at Paper Mario.

I wish my internet didn't run out so fast...

FireArrow

Granted. You now use the internet less.

I wish AwesomeYears would use the internet more.
Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
straight from the department of redundancy department

FierceDeity

Granted. He starts using the internet so much that he can't even pull himself away to eat or sleep, and promptly dies, no longer able to use the internet.

I wish AwesomeYears would come back to life.

AwesomeYears

Granted, AwesomeYears rejoins the forums, but starts becoming the new "ThatGamer".

I wish I was granted moderator of the NinSheetMusic forums...

Maelstrom

Granted, but you are instantly permabanned by Kefka for abuse of power.

I wish I was an updater

mikey

Granted, but you're nowhere near as loved as the other updaters (what can I say?  They're so lovable) that you quit out of apathy.

I wish that I was platinum elo in league
unmotivated

Wolf

I'll give you a KR diamond tier account. So...... Granted?

I wish I got hired as Nintendo's composer.
The no.1 Star Fox nerd in Ninsheetmusic

Sebastian

Granted, you dont have enough experience.


I wish I had a Camaro...