Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[blueflower999]

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I wish I was a giant ping pong ball

[FireArrow]

Granted, but due to new trends, people now use bouncy balls in ping-pong. You are now useless.

I wish for ping-pong to replace the super bowl (cuz futbal sux.)

[Sebastian]

Granted, but due to new trends, people now use bouncy balls in ping-pong. You are now useless.

I wish for ping-pong to replace the super bowl (cuz futbal sux.)

Granted, but Bowling is much bigger than ping pong


I wish I had Smash 4...

[FierceDeity]

Granted, but all of your game systems simultaneously break and go out of stock everywhere for some reason.

I wish for Maestro to win the 2028 presidential election.

[Kman96]

He wins. Nothing ironic happens regarding the results of the election and life continues as normal, only much more prosperous.

I wish I had more time in the day to do what I SHOULD BE DOING, not what I WANT TO BE DOING.

[mikey]

Granted, but you spend that time goofing off more.

I wish I could find my missing Magic cards

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted, but you also find... something else...

I wish somebody would give me about $3.50.

[FierceDeity]

Granted, but you are unable to spend it anywhere, seeing as you are the loch ness monster.

I wish the loch ness monster would stop asking me for $3.50.

[Bloop]

Granted, the loch ness monster changed in a song from oot and keeps asking for the money

I wish a wish that could wish all wishes ever wished

[mikey]

Granted, but the grant grants the grants of all other wishes granted

I wish bloop would make sense D:

[Maelstrom]

Granted. He makes perfect sense in Welsh.

I wish I could focus better.

[Jub3r7]

Granted. You are now unable to not focus on something. Good luck sleeping.

I wish for something that is an absolute good.

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, you recieve a copy of LoZ Majora's Mask on the N64, but it was owned by a boy called Ben...

I wish I could get Sakurai to visit me for a day.

[Dudeman]

Granted, but he is so appalled by your smashing skills that he vows to never make another Smash game again.

I wish to go to the festival. curse you into the woods

[mikey]

Granted, but you get stuck on some pitch.

I wish I could do my homework before the morning it's due