Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[FireArrow]

Granted. I probably have a month old piece lying on the ground somewhere (I'm not the person in my profile.)

I wish for an endless chocolate fondue fountain.

[Dudeman]

Granted. The entire world drowns in chocolate. Hey, at least it wasn't water.

I wish for Ebola. Take that as you will.

[Yugi]

Granted. You get ebola.

I wish for death.

[Maelstrom]

Granted. You die next year.

I wish I knew why this game was called ironic

[braix]

Granted. You've just forgotten why.

I wish I had a good gaming PC.

[Dudeman]

Granted. Unfortunately, you have no games for it nor the funds to get any.

I wish for a pony.

[Maelstrom]

Granted. You now have possession of the dead pony I found at the side of the road yesterday.

I wish for Xenoblade X to release in the first half of next year

[FireArrow]

Granted, unfortunately, they canceled the American release because of bad translation.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

[FierceDeity]

Granted. You are now dead.

I wish that this wish weren't granted.

[braix]

Granted.

I wish I had an audio interface

[Kman96]

Granted.

I wish I had an audio interface

Granted. You lose your voice for the rest of eternity.


I wish my wish wasn't ironic.

[Yugi]

Granted. You don't get a list.

I wish people would stop liking pewdiepie and realize that he has no talent and he doesn't deserve the money he gets at all.

[FierceDeity]

Granted. Now, everyone with horrible enough taste to have liked pewdiepie in the first place has decided that they could do better, made their own channels, and, despite having significantly worse videos, collectively gained more popularity than pewdiepie ever had.

I wish for irony in the fulfillment of this wish.

[Dudeman]

Granted. The wish is granted, no strings attached. Now THAT's ironic.

I wish that any wish I make could make a wish to wish for a wish.

[Kman96]

Granted.