Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Yugi]

A... what...? Let me transfer over to another Wish Department. You are endlessly transferred to department after department, none of whom know what you're asking for.

I wish for cake. Just a simple cake.

That Sucked.
NOT GRANTED.

I wish for a Zanpakuto

[BlackDragonSlayer]

That Sucked.
NOT GRANTED.

I wish for a Zanpakuto

GRANTED.
You now have a genuine Zanpakutō stuck inside you, courtesy of an angry Arrancar (never heard of them either). Though, you can't really use it...

I wish for pie in the sky (I am aware of the double meaning).

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted; *SPLAT* The pie fell on your head.

Granted, you can't reach it. It's a flying pie.

I wish for a Wii U.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted; *SPLAT* The pie fell on your head.

Granted, you can't reach it. It's a flying pie.

I wish for a Wii U.

Granted; you are arrested for stealing a Wii U.

I wish for the ability to reach the pie.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, you have 5 miles long hands. They don't bend.

I wish that it would be Christmas already.

[Zunawe]

Granted, it's after December 21, so the world has already ended.

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, now you have hands that are 5 miles long and don't bend too.

I wish that I would die. (try to pull something ironic from that!)

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted, now you have hands that are 5 miles long and don't bend too.

I wish that I would die. (try to pull something ironic from that!)

Granted; you're the only person who can prevent the end of the world in December.

I wish to have a Slenderman-weapon.

[Yugi]

Granted, now you have five mile hands.
I wish that the world wouldn't end.

[Bubbles]

Granted, the world doesnt end but your life does. (I really hope your not serious about that 12/21/12 thing)

I wish people didnt ignore my previous wish

[Yugi]

Granted, the world doesnt end but your life does. (I really hope your not serious about that 12/21/12 thing)

I wish people didnt ignore my previous wish

NOT GRANTED.
I wish I could be the please for once.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, in the moon where you can't breathe. You die.

I wish that this game wouldn't be so raw.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted, in the moon where you can't breathe. You die.

I wish that this game wouldn't be so raw.

Granted; now, it is severely overcooked, and you die because of the terrible burnt smell and taste.

I wish for a wish that has a happy outcome.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, I wish for it.

I wish that my good friend wouldn't die in cancer.

[FSM-Reapr]

Ironic. Now I have it too.