Obscure Gaming Messages

[Yugi]

I wanna be the guy taught me that apples can fall up.

[Beta]

Skyward Sword has taught me to never flush love letters down the toilet.

[Dudeman]

Terraria taught me that dirt can be placed in mid-air. And stone. And wood. But not sand.

[Olimar12345]

Minecraft taught me that dirt can be placed in mid-air. And stone. And wood. But not sand.

ftfy

[Beta]

Mario Sports Mix taught me that you can punch opponents mid-shot with no repercussions.

[FSM-Reapr]

Mario Sports Mix taught me that one does simply not dodge a green shell in dodgeball.

PS: Black Mage is OP in volleyball.

[Yugi]

What about White or Red mage?

[Beta]

Mario Sports Mix has also taught me that paint and sparkly magic are super effective in blocking during volleyball matches.

[Yugi]

Persona 4 taught me that you can guard against the end of the world, and it'll do nothing against you.

[fank009]

Dr mario taught me all that i need to do to get cured is pop pills

[Pit0010]

Cooking mama taught me that you can cook whatever you like under about 5 minutes

[Beta]

Kid Icarus taught me to stay away from eggplants.

[FSM-Reapr]

Kid Icarus taught me to stay away from tempura.

Fixed.

[fank009]

conker taught me chocolate is good for you

[Yugi]

Dangan Ronpa taught me that blood is hot pink.