Obscure Gaming Messages

[spitllama]

Pokemon and Ditto taught me that there's nothing more useful than hermaphroditism

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Playing Kirby's Adventure taught me that the best way to win a fight is to inhale your opponents.

[Clanker37]

Mario taught me that to stop a bullet, just jump on it

[FSM-Reapr]

Pokemon tought me that if you drop a leaf on a fish, it will faint.

[Bespinben]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon taught me that the best way to get someone's attention is to tickle them.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon taught me that the best way to get someone's attention is to tickle them.

Bufufufufufufufufu. I remember that part... I was tempted to attack...

[Olimar12345]

If the Legend of Zelda has taught me anything, it's that a simple bottle can carry anything from milk to the souls of lost spirits.

[Clanker37]

PMD taught me that a small child/animal can survive, lost in a cave for infinite amount of time while waiting to be rescued. However if I go in there I will die of hunger or rape within two floors.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon taught me that the best way to get someone's attention is to tickle them.

BEST

[SlowPokemon]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon proved reincarnation is true--but you're only reincarnated as Pokemon.

[spitllama]

^^ I am okay with that

[FSM-Reapr]

Pikmin tought me that slave labor is A-OK. 

[K-NiGhT]

First person shooters taught me it's okay to mutilate the sh** out of innocent people.

[Zunawe]

Dragon Quest taught me that puns are just another form of torture (punishment, if you will).

[Bespinben]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon proved reincarnation is true--but you're only reincarnated as Pokemon.

...But the only example of that would be Gengar in PMD1, and that was consequence as for forsaking Gardevoir after having borne the brunt of Ninetale's curse. I don't think that applies for all people in the Pokemon universe. Besides, Gengar retained his human memories after having been "reborn" as a Pokémon, so I don't even think the term "reincarnation" would apply here.

[Jub3r7]

Some people who believe in reincarnation also believe they remember some of their memories from their past lives

ANYWAYS SUBJECT CHANGE
AC taught me to be responsible!!!! And that eating is possible but isn't really necessary.