Obscure Gaming Messages

Started by Olimar12345, July 09, 2012, 03:54:58 PM

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Beta

Skyward Sword has taught me that the best way to get rid of lava is to blow on it.

Yugi

The Binding of Issac taught me that skinning myself helps me live longer.

fank009

Yoshi's story taught me fruit = happiness
I come for the sheet music but stay for the ...

BlackDragonSlayer

Altered Beast taught me that taking steroids in Ancient Greece leads to bad things.
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

Fakemon Dex
NSM Sprite Thread
Compositions
Story Thread
The Dread Somber

FierceDeity

Lumiose City in Pokémon Y taught me that it's totally acceptable to go through alleyways, beating people up for their money (and/or destiny knots).

Yugi

Castlevania Taught me that poison makes you explode.

BlackDragonSlayer

Might and Magic IV taught me that opening doors can be bad for your health.
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

Fakemon Dex
NSM Sprite Thread
Compositions
Story Thread
The Dread Somber

Nebbles

Bravely Default taught me that in sometimes killing people gets you a new job and a fancy new outfit.
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

Maelstrom

Ocarina of time taught me you can deflect a ghost's energy beams back at it with a bottle.

Nebbles

Ocarina of Time taught me that sleeping for too long might have some consequences.
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

braix

Ocarina of Time taught me that musical instruments have magical powers
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

SlowPokemon

Ghost Trick taught me that you should just watch as a giant roast chicken crushes somebody because you'll have a chance to save them later
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Crazy Hand

RPGs taught me that you can fight a bad guy in a gentlemanly way, taking turns destroying each other.

Scribblenauts taught me that writing really is important.

McDucky

Team Fortress 2 has taught me that in war, nothing is more important than your Hat(s)

fingerz

Pokemon has taught me that eggs are made through 'happy feelings' and aren't actually eggs, more a symbol of love. Deep man, deep. O.o
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