Obscure Gaming Messages

[Beta]

Skyward Sword has taught me that the best way to get rid of lava is to blow on it.

[Yugi]

The Binding of Issac taught me that skinning myself helps me live longer.

[fank009]

Yoshi's story taught me fruit = happiness

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Altered Beast taught me that taking steroids in Ancient Greece leads to bad things.

[FierceDeity]

Lumiose City in Pokémon Y taught me that it's totally acceptable to go through alleyways, beating people up for their money (and/or destiny knots).

[Yugi]

Castlevania Taught me that poison makes you explode.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Might and Magic IV taught me that opening doors can be bad for your health.

[Nebbles]

Bravely Default taught me that in sometimes killing people gets you a new job and a fancy new outfit.

[Maelstrom]

Ocarina of time taught me you can deflect a ghost's energy beams back at it with a bottle.

[Nebbles]

Ocarina of Time taught me that sleeping for too long might have some consequences.

[braix]

Ocarina of Time taught me that musical instruments have magical powers

[SlowPokemon]

Ghost Trick taught me that you should just watch as a giant roast chicken crushes somebody because you'll have a chance to save them later

[Crazy Hand]

RPGs taught me that you can fight a bad guy in a gentlemanly way, taking turns destroying each other.

Scribblenauts taught me that writing really is important.

[McDucky]

Team Fortress 2 has taught me that in war, nothing is more important than your Hat(s)

[fingerz]

Pokemon has taught me that eggs are made through 'happy feelings' and aren't actually eggs, more a symbol of love. Deep man, deep. O.o