Obscure Gaming Messages

[Nebbles]

And that chickens are secretly evil and will attack you in masses.

[Dudeman]

Except in Twilight Princess where you possess them.

[Zunawe]

And Skyward Sword because chickens hadn't been invented yet.

[ZeldaFan]

Except in Twilight Princess where you possess them.

What was the point of that anyway?

Super Mario Bros 2 taught me that I can kill my enemies by throwing vegetables at them.
Super Mario Bros 3 taught me that putting on an animal costume gives me that animal's traits. Also bears and raccoons apparently can fly.

[Dudeman]

And racoons can turn into statues.

[Wolf]

Super Mario bros taught me that you can break a solid block if you ate a mushroom.

[Jub3r7]

Red Velvet: The Visual Novel Game taught me the meaning of life.

[Yugi]

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, taught me that holding an ordinary rock will make you double jump.

[SlowPokemon]

Mario & Luigi series taught me that you can whack your brother with a hammer to make him burrow underground.

[Pit0010]

Cooking Mama taught me that cooking a dish can be done under 5 minutes

[Winter]

Majora's Mask:

The story told by the Clock Town organ-grinder involving the Bremen's Mask references the Brothers Grimm fairy tale "Die Bremer Stadtmusikanten" (The Town Musicians of Bremen). The tale follows the story of a dog, cat, rooster, and donkey who all escape their maltreating owners in hopes of reaching the city of Bremen, Germany (a free-trade town representing freedom from the animals' masters). Although they never reach this town, by banding together, the four animals are able to drive away a group of robbers near a forest cabin and live in harmony in the house.

Sakon's Hideout if you didn't put it together yet.

Wow.

[Wolf]

Legend of zelda taught me that you can shoot lasers using a sword.

[Yugi]

FFVI taught me that magical sparkles come out of your body when you have sex.

[SlowPokemon]

FFVI taught me that magical sparkles come out of your body when you have sex.

They don't? D:

...change of plans, not losing virginity. I don't think I'll be able to handle the disappointment.

[Yugi]

Final Fantasy taught me that people with bad breath can zombify you.