Obscure Gaming Messages

[Olimar12345]

Like the title suggests, just post obscure messages from games. Just for a quick laugh.

Ex: If playing Pikmin has tought me anything, it's that I shouldn't try to drink and drive. :J

[FSM-Reapr]

Link's Awakening tought me that  stealing is OK, as long as you don't return! How do you think I got my 3DS in the first place!? =J

[blueflower999]

Ex: If playing Pikmin has tought me anything, it's that I shouldn't try to drink and drive. :J

Not sure what you mean...

[SlowPokemon]

Pokemon taught me that if you want to befriend something, poison or paralyze it.

[Olimar12345]

Not sure what you mean...

In the 1st Pikmin, Olimar switched the S.S. Dolphin to autopilot to make a cup of hot tea. At that moment the Dolphin was stricken by a meteor, hurling the Dolphin into Earth. Duh. lol.

[blueflower999]

In the 1st Pikmin, Olimar switched the S.S. Dolphin to autopilot to make a cup of hot tea. At that moment the Dolphin was stricken by a meteor, hurling the Dolphin into Earth. Duh. lol.

Duh! Sorry.

[SuperFireKirby]

Legend of Zelda has taught me that I can get all the money I'll ever need by chopping down shrubs and breaking people's vases.

[blueflower999]

Mario has taught me that whacking floating bricks with my head will give me wild mushrooms that I can eat to grow big.

[Ragster]

Animal Crossing has taught me that there's at least two trees in my backyard that have furniture in them.

[SlowPokemon]

^Also if you get a bee sting, go to sleep for one second and it will disappear

[K-NiGhT]

Pokemon taught me that it is okay to force animals to fight each other.

[zezhyrule]

Pokemon taught me that you don't need friends, you just need to go around capturing all the little cute animals in the world into tiny little plastic ball things and your life will be complete.

[Olimar12345]

If super mariokart has taught me anything, it's that a single feather can lift an entire vehicle off the ground.

[fabbemannen]

Link's Awakening have taught me that women are literally objects (Marin)

[Jub3r7]

Pokemon taught me that it is okay to force animals to fight each other.

Then you missed the whole point! There was a whole episode about the difference between fighting and battling. :<