Control the Throne

[LeviR.star]

I was gonna say this before I was ninja'd.

Gosh Darnit THC

Before you can sit down, I trip you, causing you to fall down a long series of stairs; steep ones, too. You plan to look for some tissues to wipe your bloody nose once you reach the bottom. I sit on the throne with no difficulty at all.

[close]

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Since I'm still behind the throne, I strangle you too. Sitting on the throne may not have been difficult for you, but staying on it is!

[LeviR.star]

Or is it? This so-called "throne" turns out to be a fake, straps you in, and self-destructs. You soar for miles, and land in Bakersfield. The real one rises up, and I finally take my rightful place on the correct throne.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Suddenly, WEEGEE! The sheer power of the Weegee blinds you, making it easy for me to throw you in the conveniently placed pit in the room. I sit on le throne.

[WaluigiTime64]

Suddenly, WALUIGI! The sheer power of the Waluigi blinds you, making it easy for him to throw you in the conveniently placed pit in the room.

Waluigi doesn't care for thrones though. He eats the throne. There is no throne.

[davy]

I sit on WALUIGI. Since the throne is inside Waluigi, I sit on the throne.

[WaluigiTime64]

that is so weird and i am ready for out-of-context quoting

[E. Gadd Industries]

Seeing as things got incredulously awkward, I go to the throne store to buy soup a new throne. And have my name engraved on it.
After waiting 5 business days, it arrives. And I now sit on it.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

I use acid to burn away the engraving and also to melt you into a puddle of E. Goop^TM. I clean the throne, then sit on it.

[E. Gadd Industries]

After sitting awhile as a puddle of Goop, contemplating life as a liquid, I decide it's time to embrace life solidly once again. So, summoning every ounce of strength I have, I strain myself until I explode. The gases form a cloud. And it's getting closer together.
*10 million years later*
And it's getting closer together.
*10 million years later* And it's getting closer to-
🎶It's an E. Gadd Industries🎵
"New **** just got made!"
And with that new ****, I depose you from the throne. I now sit on said throne.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I laugh at your flair for the dramatic, yell "GET OVER HERE" from a distance, and fatality you Scorpion-style. I then sit on the throne and use your body to hide under so people don't suspect that there's a living person sitting on the throne.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Not realizing that there's a living person on the throne, I decide to blow it up just for fun with my Brozooka^TM. I then expertly handcraft a new throne, mark it as my territory dog-style, and sit on it.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I just got finished reading the entire thread from the beginning. Inspired by this, I manipulate time and space to inflict upon you all of the punishments and tactics used to gain the throne in the past. All at once.

I sit on the throne.

[E. Gadd Industries]

But now that you've completed this, you find no meaning in life anymore. And life finds no meaning in you anymore.

I control the throne, and give it a good cleaning to get that urine smell off it >:/

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Sick and tired of people taking my throne, I decide to make a new model for Brobot. I call him the Metallic Lightning. Going under the duo name Thunder and Lightning, we use all of his new features (and the deflavorized flavorizer) to destroy you. I make a second throne for Brobot and we sit in our respective thrones.