Control the Throne

[blueflower999]

I get Rotom, Heatran, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Keldeo, Genesect, Meloetta, Landorus, Thundurus, Tornadus, Hoopa, Diancie, and Volcanion to remove you. *Sits*

[SlowPokemon]

I object to your taking the throne, presenting as evidence a mandate from the government which has banned you from this country. I sit.

[Dudeman]

The evidence was forged. While the police take care of the dirty work, the throne and I strangely disappear...perhaps into another dimension...that I'm probably in as well...sitting on the throne...

[Nebbles]

I form a portal to leap into your dimension and stage a coup d'etat. The throne is now mine.

[braix]

I take out my gun collection and take the throne by brute force. By this time I have effortlessly, mercilessly, one-handedly murdered many people thus no one wants to overthrow me due to fear. I also killed Aladdin and his monkey.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I take out my gun collection and take the throne by brute force. By this time I have effortlessly, mercilessly, one-handedly murdered many people thus no one wants to overthrow me due to fear. I also killed Aladdin and his monkey.

Eventually, you have to get some new clothes, and you employ me (a tailor) to do so. I give you an ultra-thin, "new and revolutionary lightweight" fabric, and you die of hypothermia when you go out to give a speech.

The people are grateful, and make me their king.

[Nebbles]

I rise from the dead and posses your throne, throwing you off it to my undead minions. My ghostly presence then claims the throne.

[Yugi]

I attempt to be creative and do some ultra contrived and hyperbole way of getting the throne, when I can just simply kick them off.

mine

[mikey]

I put you on my pizza.

[Yugi]

I get off the pizza and sit on the throne.

[SlowPokemon]

I put you on my pizza.

Every time I read this I just laugh harder

just

what

where did that come from

[mikey]

Every time I read this I just laugh harder

just

what

where did that come from

You don't chop mushrooms and put them on your pizza?

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Nebbles made a terrible decision, using undead to try and overthrow me...

The undead minions, combined with the undead spirits of the people zoroark1264 killed, join me in the struggle to take the throne from Yugi and his evil mushroom men. All of the fallen soldiers of the living then join me to replace my own casualties.

[braix]

I, in BDS's undead force, deliver a speech to the spirits as well as to the living so moving and so influential that my master BDS allows me to smash the throne into a million pieces and for me to start a republic...in which after a large vote, I am now rightfully the president of.

[mikey]

Assassinated.

Where is your secret service NOW?