Control the Throne

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I tackle you down and pin you to the ground, literally. Poor some acid in yah throat! And I gracefully sit down on the throne like nothing happened

A group of Charizards Flamethrower you from the air; ouch.

I claim the throne.

[Zunawe]

The throne melted in all the heat. You sink in the molten gold as it solidifies. I create a new throne from diamond and put you and the old throne in front of the throne room as a warning to other throne-seekers.

[Shadoninja]

A group of Charizards Flamethrower you from the air; ouch.

I claim the throne.

OH SHIT ITS THE BEST POKÉMON TEAM EVER

[Zunawe]

^That ends up being way too many gym fights. Especially HG/SS Bellsprout Tower with Quilava.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I never said that I sat on the throne, so I pull out a bazooka and fire it at Zunawe.

[Dudeman]

You still didn't sit on the throne, so I craft a new one and sit on it (but not before obliterating BDS with turrets. Yeah. Portal turrets.).

[Yugi]

However, you didn't notice that I threw 3 of each type of bomb as Bomberman, and I use remote detonator to set them off, and you fall off Final Destination.

I then go to the neglected bomb shelter and sit there.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

However, you didn't notice that I threw 3 of each type of bomb as Bomberman, and I use remote detonator to set them off, and you fall off Final Destination.

I then go to the neglected bomb shelter and sit there.

Cacodemon army attacks and infiltrates the shelter; Cyberdemon-me rips the walls open with my bare hands. After finishing you, we claim the throne.

[Dudeman]

There is no throne in the bomb shelter. I claim the real one.

[Pit0010]

Your throne doesn't have the real gold and gems on it. I have the real throne, stuck to my ass

[Yugi]

It turns out that you are really a bomb created by me, I use remote detonator and You die in a firely blitz.

I make a wooden throne to replace the throne I just destroyed and rebuild the bomb shelter.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

It turns out that you are really a bomb created by me, I use remote detonator and You die in a firely blitz.

I make a wooden throne to replace the throne I just destroyed and rebuild the bomb shelter.

*a trail of gunpowder ignites and sets the throne on fire, which triggers a bomb inside the shelter*

*I build another gold throne, with rubber and heat-resistant materials*

[Zunawe]

You think the guy that made the throne cheated you and you ask Archimedes to make sure it's really solid gold. I kidnap him and put on a disguise and secretly put a contact poison on the throne and return it to you. You sit on it and die a very painful death.

Archimedes is then brainwashed and forced to create war machines for me to defend the new throne that I made out of diamond again. *sit*

[Dudeman]

Time paradox. Physics no longer exist. You get sucked into the void that was reality.

Incidentally, in an alternate universe, I take the throne.

[Zunawe]

The void spits me out into the throne and I knock you off a cliff that the throne is on in the new universe.