Control the Throne

[BlackDragonSlayer]

He likes our music so much that he decides to bring us back to life. We gang up on BDS and kill him. We make a duplicate throne and both sit.

Fool! You can't kill a Necromancer... well, not permanentely...
I fuse the two thrones (and you) together, giving me the advantage I need to take the throne back (two heads with different brains in the same body tend to argue ).

[Spyro]

After waiting so many days, you got hungry and left. I sit.

[Dudeman]

I pull out a flamethrower and burn you to a crisp. After brushing the ashes off of it, I sit on the throne.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I pull out a flamethrower and burn you to a crisp. After brushing the ashes off of it, I sit on the throne.

I come back from my lunch break and ((please stand by))...
I take the throne.

[Zunawe]

The creativeness police decide that simply saying you take the throne was not worthy of getting you the throne. You are arrested and thrown into a dimension in which everything is gray and square and there is no creativity. I sneak up and take the throne while the police are dragging you away kicking and screaming.

[Spyro]

My friend's co-worker's cousin's niece comes kidnap you so I can sit on the throne. I sit.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

My friend's co-worker's cousin's niece comes kidnap you so I can sit on the throne. I sit.

By negative associate with the friend's co-worker's cousin's niece (who is involved in a gang), you are arrested and sent to jail.
I get out of the "void" on good behavior and happen along the throne.

[Dudeman]

The Borg assimilate you. Resistance is futile.
I take the throne.

[EFitTrainr]

The Cybermen, who actually created the term "You will be assimiliated", upgrade you. You help upgrade the throne into a cyberthrone. I escape.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

The Cybermen, who actually created the term "You will be assimiliated", upgrade you. You help upgrade the throne into a cyberthrone. I escape.

I assimilate the Borg. No questions asked, no answers given.
I then bombard the throne room with tools and my newfound knowledge, blasting everything but the throne to bits.

[Spyro]

I get out of jail for good behavior and come get revenge at DragonSlayer by taking back the throne. I get the throne!

[FSM-Reapr]

Let's have a game!

Winner gets the throne.

YOU LOSE.

[Spyro]

But we played a rematch for it, and I WON

I get throne.

[Zunawe]

It's discovered that life is just a giant game of Sorry! I draw a bunch of Sorry! cards and bumb everybody back to start (birth). Because you are so young, I easily overpower you and claim the throne. (I also have sound-cancelling earbuds so you're crying doesn't do anything.)

[FSM-Reapr]

You are 16, I am 18. Nuff said.
*POW*
Throne get.