Control the Throne

[jxjxjx]

Then you realised that your office was bought from me. The throne is rightfully mine. I sit on it.

[FSM-Reapr]

Then you realised that your office was bought from me. The throne is rightfully mine. I sit on it.

'Cause that didn't make any sense, I get the throne and sit on it.

[Clanker37]

I throw my fridge at you and claim the throne.

[Dudeman]

Unfortunately, the fridge is still on the throne. You throw out your back trying to move it and are taken to the hospital. Meanwhile, I hire some heavy lifters and they move the fridge for me. I sit on the throne.

[FSM-Reapr]

I'm still a pancake on the throne, I throw you away.

[K-NiGhT]

I recruit a team of unpaid assassins to kill you all. I keep them around to guard me from any future attacks.

Throne got getted.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I recruit a team of unpaid assassins to kill you all. I keep them around to guard me from any future attacks.

Throne got getted.

A depression hits; the assassins get disgruntled with no pay. I hire them out behind your back, leading to certain events that cause me to be able to own (and sit on) the throne.

[Zunawe]

The world explodes. In yet another universe I have had the throne for all of eternity and all creatures in existence fear me, and don't dare to take the throne.

[FSM-Reapr]

I don't care about Zunawe's post. I sit on the throne.

[Zunawe]

You are smitten. I sit back on my throne.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

You are smitten. I sit back on my throne.

I bravely walk into your throne room, Armageddon's Blade and the Fire Emblem (the original Shield of Seals) in my hands. I oust you from the kingdom, liberating the people, and becoming king.

[Shadoninja]

I fire a tranquilizer dart from afar. I put you in a santa clause suit and watch as you are swarmed by a million kids. I laugh and walk away.

[FSM-Reapr]

And I sit on the throne.

[Clanker37]

"Wingardium Leviosa!" You fly off the chair leaving me to sit.

[FSM-Reapr]

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! You can't live anymore, 'cause I spoiled the movie/book. You go jump off a bridge and I sit on the throne.