Control the Throne

[Zunawe]

How does misnaming a person who happened to be caught in a paradox dependent on your fate destroy my paradox?

While you're thinking about that I make you hold a stick of Acme dynamite. You blow up and turn to ash.

Meep meep!!

*sits on throne*

[BlackDragonSlayer]

How does misnaming a person who happened to be caught in a paradox dependent on your fate destroy my paradox?

While you're thinking about that I make you hold a stick of Acme dynamite. You blow up and turn to ash.

Meep meep!!

*sits on throne*

You happen to have a debt with a giant undead ogre (whom you don't ever remember meeting ). He takes you outside to "make you pay" while I sit on the throne.

[jxjxjx]

Then the undead ogre realises that you happen to have a debt with him too and takes you outside to "make you pay" while I sit on the throne.

[Dudeman]

The undead ogre gets tired of his job and decides to take the throne for himself. After making jxjxjx "pay", he takes the throne. Oh, wait a minute...I'm the ogre.

[Spyro]

I order a wrecking ball and a big machine hits you off of the throne. I sit on it

[FSM-Reapr]

You didn't pay for the ball, so they take your throne to the owner as a refund. The owner is me. I sit on the throne.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

You didn't pay for the ball, so they take your throne to the owner as a refund. The owner is me. I sit on the throne.

I force you into bankruptcy, making you to give me the throne in exchange for your debts to be cleared.
I thus sit on the throne.

[FSM-Reapr]

I buy 51% of your bank. The throne is now legally mine. I sit on it.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I buy 51% of your bank. The throne is now legally mine. I sit on it.

War erupts; becoming a General, I am "allowed" to commandeer the throne for "military purposes" (e.g. sitting, entertainment, resting ).

[FSM-Reapr]

War ends. Throne returns to me. I sit.

[Clanker37]

I claim the throne in that it was a sacred artifact stolen in the war. Le sit.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I claim the throne in that it was a sacred artifact stolen in the war. Le sit.

I coerce you to write me into your will. Not but a few days later, I obtain the throne (through this method).

[FSM-Reapr]

You don't have money to pay the taxes. You sell the throne to me. You get a penny, I sit on my throne.

[Dudeman]

You go to buy groceries and have an unfortunate and completely not-suspicious car accident.

I take the throne.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

You go to buy groceries and have an unfortunate and completely not-suspicious car accident.

I take the throne.

The new police chief (I had to find a job, didn't I? ) finds out about the shady events behind this and arrests you. As retribution, the throne is taken from you.
It happens to find its way into my office.