Control the Throne

[Olimar12345]

...but little did you know that the throne was actually a bomb. I had the real throna all along. Commence le sit.

(Btw, did anyone get my Sousa reference?)

[Clanker37]

Distraught that nobody got your Sousa reference, you comit suicide and leave the throne to me in your will.

[Spyro]

I kick you off the throne. I sit on it.

[Zunawe]

I confuse Spyro with new and exciting ideas for this game, and his mind is boggled by these awesome and clever ways to take people off the throne. His head explodes, and I clean up the throne and sit.

[FSM-Reapr]

NOVA BLASTER TIME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!! 
Zunawe dies, and I sit on the throne.

[blueflower999]

While you are taking the time to enlarge these letters and read them, I kick you off the throne and take it.

[Olimar12345]

While you are taking the time to enlarge these letters and read them, I kick you off the throne and take it.

Well played, worthy adversary....

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Well played, worthy adversary....

In all the time of these posts, I have gathered an army of 1,000 peasants, 350 Rangers, 2000 Veteran Pikemen, 150 Master Swordsmen, 75 Champions, and 40 Crusaders.
Needless to say, I take the throne.

[Olimar12345]

All your base are belong to us. I sit at the throne.

[blueflower999]

Zunawe already used that. He sues you for infringing his copyright, and you have to leave in order to get a better job to support yourself. I take the throne.

[FSM-Reapr]

You die in clown cancer, I sit on the throne.

[pumpy_heart]

I enter the room. You all, disgusted, run away. I take the throne.

[Spyro]

Vivian uses Fiery Jynx and you die.

I sit.

[Zunawe]

Zunawe already used that. He sues you for infringing his copyright, and you have to leave in order to get a better job to support yourself. I take the throne.

But I had sued Olimar for rights to the throne, so, legally, you all are trespassing. The police arrest you and I sit on my throne.

[Olimar12345]

Zunawe already used that. He sues you for infringing his copyright, and you have to leave in order to get a better job to support yourself. I take the throne.

I missed that post.