Control the Throne

[Kman96]

I begin speaking English, and everyone else watching the furious battle hand me the throne and name me king.

[Spyro]

I kick you into some lava. I take the throne.

[Clanker37]

I throw my cat at you. You are pinned down to the throne. I wheel you and my cat's fat arse over to the same pit of lava and throw you in, but my cat is saved by Spiderman. I create a new throne out of Super Glue and I sit on it, making it impossible for me to get off and impossible to move.

YOUR MOVE.

[fingerz]

I use eucalyptus oil to remove you from the throne and fall asleep on it from the sheer physical and mental effort of removing you. XD

[FSM-Reapr]

*PUF* You are gone, and I sit on the throne.

[Spyro]

A meteor just happens to come down from the sky and hit FSM. I sit on the throne.

[FSM-Reapr]

Apparently you didn't see me crushing that meteor with my Nova Blaster!
The broken shards hit Spyro and he dies.
*throne get*

[blueflower999]

Apparently you didn't see me crushing that meteor with my Nova Blaster!

XD

I pull out an enormous magnet and attract the throne inside my secret base in the heart of Lebanon. My throne.

[FSM-Reapr]

I was sitting on the throne, and I still am.

[blueflower999]

All my bodyguards in my secret base gather around and shoot you. I kick you off and take the throne.

[Zunawe]

But all your bases are belong to me, so those bodyguards are actually my bodyguards, and they kill you and deliver the throne to me. I take it to the secret bomb shelter and sit.

[FSM-Reapr]

Mario taught me that to stop a bullet, just jump on it

Your bullets don't work on me! *Takes the throne away and sits on it*

[Olimar12345]

I kill you with Bullets and Bayonets. Then The Black Horse Troop and I Salute to Kansas and take the throne.

[Spyro]

I take the meteor shards out of me and throw them at Olimar. I sit on the throne.

[blueflower999]

But inside the meteorite was an evil alien virus that manifested into Deoxys, who attacks Spyro and kindly hands me the throne.