Control the Throne

[braix]

I bring forth my army of majestic white unicorns(no racism no hate) and I overpower you with my pure magical powers. I take the throne for myself and build a grand kingdom around it. I have guards with unicorn faces stationed outside every enterance, who would spit sparkly rainbows at the faces of anyone who approaches.

[Maelstrom]

I land a critical hit with Purge. OHKO.

The throne is now mine.

[Dudeman]

Or is it?

As you ponder the implications of this question, I enter your distracted, and thus unguarded, mind and make you shoot yourself through the chest. I exit just as the trigger is pulled, remove your warm corpse from the throne, quickly clean up the bloodstains, and reclaim what is rightfully mine. The throne, that is.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I annhiliate you. While you point out this typo, I annihilate you.

[Yugi]

While you are distracted by this video, I take the throne.

[Bloop]

KAMEHAMEHA


throne

[braix]

My power is over 9000; much stronger than your power level of 666. I win against you in a duel with extreme ease.

The throne is now mine.

[FierceDeity]

I present you with the option of either reading all the way through one of my rants or leaving the throne. Mine now, fuckers.

[blueflower999]

I get BDS to argue back at you. You two go on for a few hours, and I take the throne while you're distracted.

[mikey]

I get BDS to argue back at you. You two go on for a few hours, and I take the throne while you're distracted.

win

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I get BDS to argue back at you. You two go on for a few hours, and I take the throne while you're distracted.

I give you the bill for use of my services. To pay it off, you have to give me the throne.

[braix]

I build my own throne and many other thrones for everyone else at NSM. Everyone lives happily ever after.
The End.

Spoiler

And then I detonate the bombs I planted underneath all your thrones and you all die. Nobody is left to challenge me. The throne is mine. And it will remain mine. >:[

[close]

[mikey]

I build my own throne and many other thrones for everyone else at NSM. Everyone lives happily ever after.
The End.

Spoiler

And then I detonate the bombs I planted underneath all your thrones and you all die. Nobody is left to challenge me. The throne is mine. And it will remain mine. >:[

[close]

...Remember those zombies from earlier?
Well...
*throne*

[Maelstrom]

Little did you realize that you had turned into a zombie.....

I dispose of you with a shotgun and claim the now bloody throne.

[King Sammer]

H-BOMB!

that's my throne now! and it's the new throne of Sammer's Kingdom!