Control the Throne

[braix]

Assassinated.

Where is your secret service NOW?

FYI, I was already dead. whatever you kill goes to my army. XD

[mikey]

D:
Thinking quickly, the brave adventurer calls out, "brains for lunch!  Get your brains!"  The group of zombies closes together, and our hero throws a flaming oil lantern into the midst of the undead horde, engulfing them in white-hot flames of vengeance.

[Yugi]

Meanwhile, a fungal growth starts to appear all over the throne person, and eventually, I take over him and have him become me.

[mikey]

Thinking quickly, the brave adventurer calls out, "mushrooms for lunch!  Get your mushrooms!"  The group of zombies closes together, and our hero allows them to calmly munch on the fungal growth.
the throne is mine there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I lob an acidic grenade at the hero and his throne.

Think about this! I say, as it explodes.

The throne is damaged by the acid, but I repair it by sticking dull blades all over it. I mean, what else to do with my old swords? And it's better than using sharp blades (WHO would do that?)!

[braix]

I don't understand. Why all the violence, and all for a throne? Come on, friendship is magic! Let's all share it together!
I eat all the potatoes in the world and steal(take) the throne somehow even though I died multiple times and then become the new CEO of McDonald's.

[mikey]

I force you to watch "supersize me" and you willingly relinquish the throne to go and throw up.

[SlowPokemon]

I literally supersize you and the results are so horrific that you can no longer hold the throne

[K-NiGhT]

i get disgusted and throw up on you. while you're busy trying not go get eaten alive by my stomach acid, i sit on the throne.

[blueflower999]

However, the stomach acid becomes alive and mutates into a Muk, which punches you off the thrown. I catch the Muk, and take the throne.

[Pit0010]

I power Bi*ch slap yah with jets on the back of my hands~ BAM
moi throne >:]

[braix]

One of the mushrooms that NOS had mustve been dropped by a zombie near the throne cuz theyve been growing in large numbers on the throne. Using this to my advantage, i plant a poisonous mushroom i got from Teemo on the seat of the throne without you noticing it there. When you  sit on it, it explodes and you faint. I then hire Lord Voldemort and the ugly barnacle to guard me. Dont try to steal the throne from me, its pointless; ive also got the gnat hat.

[SlowPokemon]

I laugh so hard about the gnat hat that I fall into a coma. You are arrested for manslaughter. I wake up from the coma and take the throne.

[mikey]

I laugh so hard about the gnat hat that I fall into a coma. You are arrested for manslaughter. I wake up from the coma and take the throne.

One of the mushrooms that NOS had mustve been dropped by a zombie near the throne cuz theyve been growing in large numbers on the throne. Using this to my advantage, i plant a poisonous mushroom i got from Teemo on the seat of the throne without you noticing it there. When you  sit on it, it explodes and you faint. I then hire Lord Voldemort and the ugly barnacle to guard me. Dont try to steal the throne from me, its pointless; ive also got the gnat hat.

Your arguments are invalid.  Teemo is Satan and therefore must be deleted.

SHAME ON YOU ZOROARK.

[Dudeman]

By this time, all things around the throne, related to the throne, and on the throne have decayed from existence.

Somewhere else, far away, perhaps in another dimension, a new throne is constructed and I sit on it, reviving the ancient war for the throne.