Google Translate Game!

[fingerz]

I've done this before and it's been hilarious!
Using Google Translate or whatever you want to use, type up and English sentence or paragraph (not too long)and translate it to another language. The next person has to translate it and try figure out the original meaning.
I'll start:

ãƒ"ーã,¿ãƒ¼ãƒ'ã,¤ãƒ'ーは、é...¢æ¼¬ã'å"è¾›å­ã®ã,­ã,¹ã,'選ã,"だã€,
ãƒ"ã,¯ãƒ«ã,¹ãƒ"ーマンãƒ"ーã,¿ãƒ¼ãƒ'ã,¤ãƒ'ーのã,³ãƒ,,ã,³ãƒ,,つつく音はãƒ"ッã,¯ã,¢ãƒƒãƒ—ã€,
ãƒ"ーã,¿ãƒ¼ãƒ'ã,¤ãƒ'ーは、é...¢æ¼¬ã'å"è¾›å­ã®ã,­ã,¹ã,'選ã,"だ場合、
ãƒ"ã,¯ãƒ«ã,¹ãƒ"ーマンãƒ"ーã,¿ãƒ¼ãƒ'ã,¤ãƒ'ーのペッã,¯ã¯ã©ã"にãƒ"ッã,¯ã,¢ãƒƒãƒ—は？

[Dudeman]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Za svaku akciju postoji jednak i suprotan reakcije.

[Ragster2448]

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Jediná věc, kterou musíme bát, je strach sám.

[fingerz]

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Evigilavi in hoc mane in lectulo male latere.

[Dudeman]

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

AÅ¡ kalbÄ—ti Å¡velniai, bet neÅ¡iotis didelÄ™ lazdÄ....

[MassiveMayhem]

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

AÅ¡ kalbÄ—ti Å¡velniai, bet neÅ¡iotis didelÄ™ lazdÄ....

Don't touch me I have a baseball bat.

Keegi avab akna ja lase välja haise

EDIT: Obviously my friend doesn't know Lithuanian that well.

[Dudeman]

Don't touch me I have a baseball bat.

What? No!

[fingerz]

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

AÅ¡ kalbÄ—ti Å¡velniai, bet neÅ¡iotis didelÄ™ lazdÄ....

I speak softly but carry a big stick. XD

Don't touch me I have a baseball bat.

Agreed.

Someone open a window and let the stink out.

Do momma jonas sail nuair a thig sí isteach sa Grand Canyon fuair bhfostú sí!

[Jub3r7]

Your momma Jonas can sail when entering the Grand Canyon got it stuck!
...Er, that's what google translate said.


Tuus mater est meus meretrix. 

[DrP]

Yo momma's so fat, she walked into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Νομίζω ÏŒÏ,,ι είναι αρκεÏ,,ά εύκολο να καÏ,,αλάβοÏ...με ÏŒÏ,,ι Ï...πάρχει μια compliation πολλών ηλίθιοÏ...Ï, ποÏ... νομίζοÏ...ν ÏŒÏ,,ι μπορούν να κάνοÏ...ν κάÏ,,ι, ακόμα ενÏ,,ελώÏ, αποÏ,,ύχει σε αÏ...Ï,,ÏŒ ποÏ... κάνοÏ...ν, με αποÏ,,έλεσμα η δημοÏ,,ικόÏ,,ηÏ,,ά Ï,,οÏ...Ï, να βÏ...θίζονÏ,,αι κάÏ,,ω από αÏ...Ï,,ÏŒ ενόÏ, σÏ...γκεκριμένοÏ... αγρόÏ,,η φÏ...σÏ,,ίκι ο οποίοÏ, ήÏ,,αν αρκεÏ,,ά ηλίθιοÏ, και από Ï,,ην πίσω Ï,,η χώρα. ΞέρεÏ,,ε Ï,,ο όνομά Ï,,οÏ...;

Big Sig ninja'd me after I actually know a bit of gaelic, so I'm skipping his POINTLESS latin. (I find it funny that I knew the language BEFORE I had to put it into GT)

[fingerz]

Yo momma's so fat, she walked into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Big Sig ninja'd me after I actually know a bit of gaelic, so I'm skipping his POINTLESS latin. (I find it funny that I knew the language BEFORE I had to put it into GT)

That's better. Also, you just ninja'd me. -_-

Tuus mater est meus meretrix. 

Eww, that's gross. XD

I think it's pretty easy to understand that there is a compliation of many idiots who think they can do, yet completely fails at what they do, so their popularity is sinking lower than a certain peanut farmer who was stupid enough and the country back. You know his name?

Dieses kleine Schweinchen ging auf den Markt,
Dieses kleine Schweinchen blieb zu Hause,
Dieses kleine Schweinchen aßen Roastbeef,
Dieses kleine Schweinchen aß nichts,
Und dieses kleine Schweinchen, wenn wee wee wee ganzen Weg nach Hause!

[Dudeman]

I didn't even need to translate this, the fifth line gives it away.

This little piggy went to market,
this little piggy stayed home,
this little piggy had roast beef,
this little piggy had none,
and this little piggy went "wee wee wee" all the way home.

Yksi sormus hallitsemaan heitä kaikkia,
yksi sormus löytää heidät,
yksi sormus heidät kaikki
ja pimeys, jotka velvoittavat heitä.

[Ragster2448]

One ring to rule them all,
one ring to find them,
one ring them all
and the darkness, bind them.

இல்லை லà¯,க், நான் உங்கள் தந்தை இருக்கிறேன்!

[Bloop]

No Luke, I am your father!

Из эÑ,ого поÑ,ока он поднимаеÑ,ся, чÑ,обы показаÑ,ÑŒ больше Ñ,айныÑ... языков.

[Nebbles]

From this thread it up to reveal more secret languages.

Ar norite būti pats geriausias, kaip niekas kada nors buvo?