Give Me a Legitimately Good Reason.

[DrP]

This is not my belief.

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

OR!

Why does coffee exist?

[triforced1]

Because High School and College students need a non-toxic way to stay up past the ungodly hours of the morning.

Why is the East Coast getting battered by disasters?

[Clanker37]

Because of tectonic plates and winds etc. etc. etc.

Why am I addicted to the Thomas the Tank Engine Soundtrack? >__>

[Dudeman]

Because you can't get rid of your little kid roots.

Why does XC practice start so early on Saturdays??

[Jub3r7]

Because they want to see you make an "XC" face.


edit:Why did I almost forget to ask my question?

[Clanker37]

Because you were so busy thinking of other things, that you simply forgot ask your question
 
Why can't I post without editing the post?  

[fabbemannen]

Cause you got an urge to doublepost, but you know people hate that (more or less)

Why can't I be on this forum more than once in a week (normally)?

[Dudeman]

Because the forum doesn't like you.

Why is the sky gray?

[triforced1]

It's not any color. It's just the reflection off the water.

Why do I have so much homework?

[Dudeman]

Because.

Why do I keep reversing the a and the u in "because?"

[Winter]

Becuase.

Why don't you notice the red squiggly line from spelling errors?

[fingerz]

Maybe that's because he's using a different browser that doesn't have that feature, i.e. Internet Explorer.

Why do I keep constantly coming into contact with one person unintentionally? It's really bugging me.

[Dudeman]

Because you are a human magnet that only attracts that one person.

Why is the deep sea harder to explore than outer space?

[Clanker37]

Because people are afraid of octopussies

Why doesn't Black and White have the Safari Zone? D:

[Jub3r7]

Cause the climate in that country wouldn't be able to support it or something.

Also, the plural of octopus would be octopi. Although some people will enjoy the way you said it better. -.-


Why does the neighbor's cat have to be so hard to find?