Give Me a Legitimately Good Reason.

[SlowPokemon]

Because from where I stand, 95% of people are morons.

Why must people be so devastating?

[Clanker37]

Because they must prove how devestating they can be to their idiotic friends and peers.


Why do friends not appreciate good teachers?

[Bespinben]

For fear of rejection by their peers, as the general consensus is that if you look up to or admire a teacher, it is "uncool". Let's face it, the freedom of thought in America is pretty uniform.

Why can't I go to sleep!? I'm trying and I just CAN'T. I'm up at 2:55 AM for goodness sake posting this XD

[DrP]

Your body is trying to tell you to stay up and go on teh internetz and do stuff, or go buy a case of Molson and party or go jogging around your house or find a dennys and chow down for 20 dollars. The possibilities are endless

Why does the stock market refuse to give me good returns?

[Jub3r7]

Because the stock market was made by man.  


Why does online homework have to be stupid and incorrect?
38,000 m should be 3.8e+4 m but nooooo.

[blueflower999]

Because online homework was made by man too.

Why do I stink at board games?

[Clanker37]

Because board games were made by man

Because you need to practise your Mario Party

Why isn't Junior Band going to Melbourne next year?   

[Jtehanonymous]

Most likely because the Kangaroos don't appreciate quality music.

Why is living on my own so very frustrating?

[triforced1]

Because you have a bad job.

Why does it rain here for only 10 minutes?

[blueflower999]

Because you live in the same city as Chuck Norris and the rain is scared to fall

Why do ducks hate me?

[Dudeman]

Because you make them quack up.

Why does MYST have to be so mysterious?

[Saria]

Because you make them quack up.

Why does MIST have to be so mysterious?

Fixed.

Illusions... or real illusions. Hidden in an illusion is a real illusion. From an illusion will sprout another illusion. Hidden in truths lie lies. Hidden in lies hides the truth. This is the mist.
(-Rokudo Mukuro from Katekyo Hitman Reborn. :3)

Why is a hurricane coming to New York? :<

[Dudeman]

(I spelled it right. I was referring to the PC game.)
Because Mother Nature doesn't like New York.

Why are there so many different languages in the world?

[blueflower999]

Because of the Tower of Babble story

Why is it calm before hurricanes?

[Dudeman]

"It's the deep breath before the plunge." (LotR reference!)

Why does humankind exist?