Best Pick Up Lines

[GaryOak]

Can't go wrong with pokemon-related pick up lines. My favourite:

"If you were a pokemon, would you kindly come to my pokeball or do I need to beat the shit out of you first."

[Waddle Bro]

Can't go wrong with pokemon-related pick up lines. My favourite:

"Smell ya later"

Fixed.

:3

[Jub3r7]

You must be the square root of two...'cause I feel irrational around you.

A pick up line to tell your girlfriend:

You must be the square root of negative one... because I don't have a girlfriend and you're imaginary

[Yugi]

"insert generic pick up line here which may or may not be about rape here"

[SuperFireKirby]

SOME SCIENCE PICK UP LINES, YOU SAY? OKAY!

I wish I was Adenine. So that way, I'd be paired with U.

Girl, if you get with me, you'll be (MgFe)₇Si₉O₂₂(OH)₂.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so that way I could unzip your genes.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I wish I was Adenine. So that way, I'd be paired with U.

What about poor Thymine?  It's paired with Adenine as well...

[SuperFireKirby]

Thymine isn't very punny tho

[BonusPwnage]

If she's into video games...
Girl, you make my Snake Solid.

[SuperFireKirby]

My Metal Gear is becoming Solid

[Yugi]

My snake was once a liquid, and now it's a solid.

[Ruto]

Zapp Brannigan [on Leela's bed]: How about I help you finish that dream you were having about me?

[KefkaticFanatic]

[Yugi]

Bump.

"You're my answer to everything, which is probably why I'm going to fail my science test."

[mikey]

"Hey baby, are you an angel?  'Cause I'm allergic to feathers." *throws up*

[Waddle Bro]

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap