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Best Pick Up Lines

Started by Jub3r7, August 06, 2011, 09:53:11 PM

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Nebbles

#60
May 20, 2012, 12:54:29 PM
Quote from: shadowkirby on May 20, 2012, 12:52:29 PMThe first 7 digits of pi are 3.141592. What are your digits? ;)

oh that's actually really cute
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

FluteNinja

#61
May 20, 2012, 01:20:57 PM
If you were a booger I would pick you first. 

that is what some guy said to my friend.  She laughed in his face :P
Quote from: garlicbananas on July 09, 2012, 08:10:42 PM
Birth of a Child: Holy Diver - Dio
As fog pours out of the womb, my baby emerges with sword in hand and unleashing his battlecry.  Just like his old man.

Zunawe

#62
May 20, 2012, 01:25:33 PM
I wish I were a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

FSM-Reapr

#63
August 03, 2012, 01:59:19 PM
My line that got me my girlfriend:

Great ride, huh? XD

Roz~

#64
August 03, 2012, 06:25:16 PM
The thing I said to my bf that contributed to make him fall in love with me

"Of course I love Pokemon! The Celebi trick in Crystal was pretty neat too. Too bad I was too lazy to catch and train some Sneasel"

Pokemanz get you bf/gf.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on February 13, 2013, 01:16:55 PM
Thanks. For a moment there I was worried, though. I almost needed to blow you.

TheZeldaPianist275

#65
August 03, 2012, 06:35:33 PM
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there.  I'm gonna need your name & number for insurance purposes."

"If I got a nickel every time I met someone like you, I'd have five cents."

"There's something wrong with my phone.  It doesn't have your number on it."

FSM-Reapr

#66
August 03, 2012, 11:06:53 PM
Quote from: TheZeldaPianist275 on August 03, 2012, 06:35:33 PM"There's something wrong with my phone.  It doesn't have your number on it."
I love that!

"Wanna touch my abs?!"
Classic.

SlowPokemon

#67
August 03, 2012, 11:34:59 PM
I'm sure that's appealing.

>_>

Unless you're thin like me.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Ruto

#68
August 03, 2012, 11:55:27 PM
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 03, 2012, 11:06:53 PM"Wanna touch my abs?!"
Classic.

-___-

*resumes business as usual*

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

SlowPokemon

#69
August 04, 2012, 10:33:01 PM
Hmm not quite a pick up LINE but...

Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

K-NiGhT

#70
August 04, 2012, 10:42:18 PM
Quote from: SlowPokemon on August 04, 2012, 10:33:01 PMHmm not quite a pick up LINE but...


Yes.
Quote from: K-NiGhT on April 11, 2024, 11:54:48 AMwow, 20 years

*crumbles into dust and blows away in the wind*

Pit0010

#71
August 13, 2012, 12:14:59 AM
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 03, 2012, 11:06:53 PM"Wanna touch my abs?!"
Classic.


LOL i got a similar one.

You have very beautiful ears...
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 15, 2015, 07:20:41 PM
AUSSI
"Sorry to keep you waiting!'
~Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising ♥

Me youtube channel!: http://www.youtube.com/user/Pit0030

SuperFireKirby

#72
October 14, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
*BUMP*

As far as I'm aware, these lines work 106% of the time.(< 107% margin of error)

HEY BABY, ARE YOU AN ANGEL? BECAUSE I HAVE AN ERECTION.

HEY GURL, THAT'S A NICE PAIR OF SHOES YOU HAVE ON. BUT THEY'D LOOK BETTER IN MY PANTS.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Yugi

#73
October 14, 2012, 05:27:45 PM
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on October 14, 2012, 08:21:20 AM*BUMP*

As far as I'm aware, these lines work 106% of the time.(< 107% margin of error)

HEY BABY, ARE YOU AN ANGEL? BECAUSE I HAVE AN ERECTION.

HEY GURL, THAT'S A NICE PAIR OF SHOES YOU HAVE ON. BUT THEY'D LOOK BETTER IN MY PANTS.
...

FSM-Reapr

#74
October 19, 2012, 05:36:47 PM
My actual (used to be)pick up line:

-Have we met before? I guess not, because I would remember a beautiful face like that.
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