Best Pick Up Lines

Started by Jub3r7, August 06, 2011, 09:53:11 PM

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Zunawe

#45
May 19, 2012, 07:01:38 PM
*gets close to face*
*sniffs*
*looks very thoughtful*
Can I cut off your head and pin it to my shirt?
*pauses for confused and disgusted response*
Oh! I'm so sorry! I thought you were a rose!
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

Nebbles

#46
May 19, 2012, 07:07:49 PM
^ I... don't know how that one would go over.
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

MaestroUGC

#47
May 19, 2012, 07:10:06 PM
That sounds terrible.
Try to do everything; you're bound to succeed with at least one.

Zunawe

#48
May 19, 2012, 07:21:24 PM
It's funny if they don't get scared off first. . . Which is probably the most likely situation.

We had a pick-up line contest at school a while ago, this was the winner. It sounds better when there are spectators.
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

SlowPokemon

#49
May 19, 2012, 08:13:20 PM
"Your face. I like that shit."
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Nebbles

#50
May 19, 2012, 08:16:37 PM
Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 19, 2012, 08:13:20 PM"Your face. I like that shit."

now THAT's a pick up line. XD
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

SlowPokemon

#51
May 19, 2012, 08:22:55 PM
"If you were a carrot....you'd be a good carrot."
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

MaestroUGC

#52
May 19, 2012, 09:04:41 PM
"You're not totally repulsive."
Try to do everything; you're bound to succeed with at least one.

K-NiGhT

#53
May 19, 2012, 09:26:23 PM
So I heard you're wearing pants...

...

Cool.
Quote from: K-NiGhT on April 11, 2024, 11:54:48 AMwow, 20 years

*crumbles into dust and blows away in the wind*

Nebbles

#54
May 19, 2012, 09:33:50 PM
^ "There's a party in my pants! Care to join me?"
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

MasterProX

#55
May 19, 2012, 10:21:28 PM
Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 19, 2012, 08:13:20 PM"Your face. I like that shit."

How normal people flirt: *insert normal pick-up line here*

How people like you (or me) flirt:  Your face, I like that shit.

Saw a picture like that a while ago.

SuperFireKirby

#56
May 19, 2012, 10:54:53 PM
Prolly somewhere on here already but....

Hey baby, are you a Pokemon trainer? Because you just evolved my Caterpie into a Metapod.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Jub3r7

#57
May 20, 2012, 08:20:28 AM
Quote from: Nebbles on May 19, 2012, 09:33:50 PM^ "There's a party in my pants! Care to join me?"
There's a party in my pants and urine vited. ;)
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

SlowPokemon

#58
May 20, 2012, 09:03:01 AM
Will you go out with me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

EFitTrainr

#59
May 20, 2012, 12:52:29 PM
The first 7 digits of pi are 3.141592. What are your digits? ;)
I like food.
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