Best Pick Up Lines

[Nebbles]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

...it's my favourite. XD

[K-NiGhT]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

...it's my favourite. XD

YUS i am going to use that to get a prom date lol!!!

[Olimar12345]

You're smelling, I am smelling, c'mon let's have a shower.
I have lost my mobile phone number, could I have yours?

Dahans you need to come back to the forums moar. 

Oh and....
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call "Fine Print".

[Nebbles]

Are you a parking ticket? 'cos you've got written fine all over you.

[Ruto]

OMG...*stares at said homework sitting innocently on desk, then throws it out the window and boards up window*

You're smelling, I am smelling, c'mon let's have a shower.

*I thought you weren't too thrilled about this kind of place xDDDDDDDD*

[dahans]

Dahans you need to come back to the forums moar. 

I will ^^ no doubt about that.

[Winter]

Only 2-3 more months right?

[Pit0010]

Hi (someone's name)! what's your name?!

[GaryOak]

"Hi, I'm [name]. I'm an engineer."

"No?"

In my University there was some sort of statistic which stated that 40% of engineers will marry a nurse.

So that must mean that the rest 60% will marry no one, sniffle.

[Jub3r7]

My dad is one of those 60%, he married a waitress at a Chinese restaurant...
derp

[Jamaha]

Isn't the most common partner for an engineer an another engineer?

[GaryOak]

Oh right maybe. In this particular school there aren't much female engineer students so I guess we gotta go with nurses or be gay.

[KefkaticFanatic]

[the_last_sheikah]

YOU! are my hero for the day!

Err... how 'bout:
Are you a double rainbow? 'Cause you're so intense.
Are you in band? 'Cause you're giving me a trom-boner.
Yep, you're no exception to Rule 34.

[Nebbles]

You must be the square root of two...'cause I feel irrational around you.