Best Pick Up Lines

[Jub3r7]

NOTE TO GF, THIS IS ONLY REFERENCE FOR OTHERS TO USE.

Anyways, what are the best pick up lines you know?

Some of my favorites:
If you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
Are you a Pikachu? Cause you sure are shocking. 

Made this one today: I want to start a conga line... Do you wanna grab me or should I grab you?
Also - Do you wanna make a bet? Cause I bet that under all those clothes, you're naked!  0.o

[Nebbles]

Baby, you're so hot, I'm gonna need a burn heal.

[KefkaticFanatic]

Hey baby, I know you're a Queen and all, but when you're with me, you can take the night off and I'll do all the injecting.

[SlowPokemon]

"So I couldn't help but notice how lemony you smell..."

[Nebbles]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Nana1Popo2]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

LOL. I love that one. hahaha

what about...

Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin'.

[ETFROXX]

You're hot.

[KefkaticFanatic]

And the counter to that: "No u"

[Jamaha]

"Hi, I'm [name]. I'm an engineer."

"No?"

[Ruto]

"Hi, I'm [name]. I'm an engineer."

"No?"

 

Replace "an engineer" with "studying physics and astronomy" has a same effect...The bad news is that there are also no tasteful pick up lines to say if you're a girl and you happen to study those things.

[KefkaticFanatic]

You realise that there are a billion nerds that would be quite ecstatic once they hear you are studying such topics, yes?

And not all of them are the erkkkkk kind

Astro is awesome o:

[HugoMeister]

I never did manage to fix my broken Vanishing Cabinet. It only vanishes clothes.

....wanna try it out?

[fabbemannen]

I should stop taking so long breaks from nsm

[Ruto]

^baseball bat? 

[Winter]

hahahahahahaha