ETF's self-help book for the love-challenged: CHAPTER THREE RELEASED

[Offkey]

ololol. I forgot. I'LL GET IT UP BY TOMORROW.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

[SuperFireKirby]

DARN IT ETF. KEEP YOUR PWOMISES

[DrP]

HURRY AND WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER BEFORE WE REVOLT!

[Jub3r7]

You'd better watch out, ETF, or soon you'll have a bunch of lovesick guys hiding in a cornfield. 

[SlowPokemon]

Who gives an etf if there is ever a new chapter...I think if I really wanted love, I could get it. I'm just holding myself back cause I don't want to crush any girls spirits. >__>

[Jub3r7]

or theeeeirr~~~~

ETF could write a chapter on that.

[ETFROXX]

Heyy guys... You forgiving wonderful people... :3

CHAPTER UP TONIGHT I FUCKING D FLAT SWEAR.

[SlowPokemon]

HEY MY FAVORITE KEY EVER IS D FLAT MAJOR.

[DrP]

HEY MY FAVORITE KEY EVER IS D FLAT MAJOR.

B FLAT MAJOR IS BETTER

[fingerz]

C FLAT MAJOR PWNS ALL MAJOR KEYS!!

[SlowPokemon]

...no it doesn't.

I also like A Flat Minor, it's so interesting.

[fingerz]

C flat major, personally, is quite stupid. Dunno why someone would even use it. XD

[Jub3r7]

Make up your mind! And stay on-topic! And recognize c major as the best even if it's not!

[ETFROXX]

Chapter Two: Asking People Out On A Date

Wowzers! Did you just meet someone you would potentially like to date? Let's discuss asking them out.

First off confidence is sexy. That's awfully cliche, but it's so fucking true.

Let's list a few 'DO NOT FUCKING DARE'S:

-Ask through technology: This typically says wimp, works on some, but it's not recommended.

-Ask and then say 'BUT YOU DUN HAVE TO IF YOU DUN WANNA: Bitch, just be confident. Confidence is key here.

Now let's list some methods that might actually give you success!:

-In person: Ask in person okay. It can catch a girl off guard (in a good way) and like I've pointed out, confidence is sexy.

-Compliment: Compliment her at some point in saying 'would you like to go out with me?', makes you practically irresistible!

-Suggest: If you get up the guts to ask, suggest what you'll do. That way when you talk to them later you don't have to be all awkward about figuring out what you'll actually do on said date.

NOW GO ASK A BITCH OUT.

[Jub3r7]

FIRST

WIN. Also thanks to this wonderful advice I am now able to ask my girlfriend to be my girlfriend. Which makes so much sense.

But no really, good job.