ETF's self-help book for the love-challenged: CHAPTER THREE RELEASED

[Jub3r7]

1. Who's EFT, and 2. I'm pretty sure she has two husbands and one wifey.

[fingerz]

1. Who's EFT.

I don't know what you're talking about.

2. I'm pretty sure she has two husbands and one wifey.

...

[universe-X]

Hey now people, the book is obviously dedicated to me, I'm probably mentioned every 2 pages.

[Jub3r7]

Just because you're used as an example of what not to do, doesn't make it dedicated to you.  

[Dude]

I don't think it needs to be dedicated to anyone. She's the one who is doing most of the work.

[ETFROXX]

all of the work*

I hope none of you stay up 'till midnight waiting for this. I'm not doing a midnight premiere or anything, just releasing chapter one tomorrow. BUT I WILL SIGN IT IN A WAY.

[SuperFireKirby]

DARN IT.

[ETFROXX]

Sorry man, I'm gonna make sure it's all clean and such when I wake up.

[Jub3r7]

Sorry man, I'm gonna make sure it's all clean and such when I wake up.

That's what she said.

But yes, I am going to read this whether I need to or not.

[ETFROXX]

Chapter One: Meeting People

Now, if you're reading this, you may/may not be of the lonely people. That's okay. You know why? THERE ARE OTHERS OUT THERE. THAT'S RIGHT. Now you're probably thinking "Where do I meet these people?" and I've got the answer for you.

NOT HERE. PUT THIS BOOK DOWN. GET OUTSIDE.

There's many places to meet other lonelys at. Let's look at a list:

- Coffee Shops: Meet others that share your coffee obsession, or if you're a regular chat it up with that cute guy/gal that makes your daily espresso.

- Bowling Alleys: You can show off your bowling skills and possibly meet someone just as competitive as you are!

- Target: I realize this one may sound crazy, but it makes sense. If you hang out in the book section you might meet someone with the same book interests, same goes for the music section and so on. Maybe meet someone who likes the same plates.

- The Gym: This mostly goes for you men. There's lots of women with low self esteem at the gym! GIVE THEM A COMPLIMENT. Not to mention get yourself buff in the process.

- Outside Your Home: Just get the fuck outside. Or as internet people call it, gtfo.

In our next chapter we'll discuss actually asking the lonelys you meet on a date! Soon after we'll get into actual relationships and all the crap that comes along with.

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A.K.A Jordan Leigh Kitt

[Wrydryn]

There's no Targets in town, now how will I even find someone!

[Cobraroll]

There are no Targets in my entire CONTINENT! What am I to do?

[ETFROXX]

gtfo

[SlowPokemon]

I have like four or five SUPER Targets in my town, and most have Starbucks IN THEM.

[Wrydryn]

Some people have all the luck

But when has a gtfo'er been a gtfo'ee?