ETF's self-help book for the love-challenged: CHAPTER THREE RELEASED

[ETFROXX]

GUYS I'M REALLY GONNA WRITE THIS.

LATER.

I'M TOO DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW.

BUT IT'S COMIN'.


Chapter One: Meeting People

Now, if you're reading this, you may/may not be of the lonely people. That's okay. You know why? THERE ARE OTHERS OUT THERE. THAT'S RIGHT. Now you're probably thinking "Where do I meet these people?" and I've got the answer for you.

NOT HERE. PUT THIS BOOK DOWN. GET OUTSIDE.

There's many places to meet other lonelys at. Let's look at a list:

- Coffee Shops: Meet others that share your coffee obsession, or if you're a regular chat it up with that cute guy/gal that makes your daily espresso.

- Bowling Alleys: You can show off your bowling skills and possibly meet someone just as competitive as you are!

- Target: I realize this one may sound crazy, but it makes sense. If you hang out in the book section you might meet someone with the same book interests, same goes for the music section and so on. Maybe meet someone who likes the same plates.

- The Gym: This mostly goes for you men. There's lots of women with low self esteem at the gym! GIVE THEM A COMPLIMENT. Not to mention get yourself buff in the process.

- Outside Your Home: Just get the fuck outside. Or as internet people call it, gtfo.

In our next chapter we'll discuss actually asking the lonelys you meet on a date! Soon after we'll get into actual relationships and all the crap that comes along with.

[SuperFireKirby]

Can't wait!

[universe-X]

Can't wait!

[Roz~]

I know this is going to be awsm. =D

[Wrydryn]

It sounds more like you need a self-help book on writing self-help books

[ETFROXX]

Sounds more like Wry needs some lovin'.

[Wrydryn]

So help me out and get started on the book for my sake D:

[SlowPokemon]

You know my feelings, my friend. I repeat: go on and help the Slows of the world

[Ruto]

I need this book in my life.

[ETFROXX]

EXCITED FOR CHAPTER ONE?!

YOU SHOULD BE.

PRE-ORDER FOR 19.99

OFFICIAL RELEASE: JUNE 15.

[ETFROXX]

You did not just taint my topic.

You did NOT.

[SlowPokemon]

June 15, huh? I'll clear my schedule to make time to read this.

[universe-X]

You did not just taint my topic.

You did NOT.

I took it off... BUT DUDE WOULD'VE WANTED IT.

[fingerz]

I think a majority of the world's population will want this book.

[Dude]

I took it off... BUT DUDE WOULD'VE WANTED IT.

I'm pretty sure it was an awful picture. It was almost in the category of NSFW.