ETF's self-help book for the love-challenged: CHAPTER THREE RELEASED

[ETFROXX]

Slows gonna get all the ladies.

SO HOW'S EVERYONE ENJOYING CHAPTER ONE.

[Mashi]

It's succinct, I GUESS.  And since I'm unaware of any stores that sell tea specifically, I'll let the lack of such a store, but presence of Starbucks go.
So A+++++++++

[Roz~]

I like the gym part, because IT'S SO TRUE.
And the gtfo part made my day.

[ETFROXX]

I promise the following chapters will be longer.

[SuperFireKirby]

Totally worth the wait!

[universe-X]

I love it. ._.

[Ruto]

Brilliant! xD

I never realized that the gym is such a good idea!

There are no Targets in my entire CONTINENT! What am I to do?

If ETF's bit of advice doesn't work, try Ikea You get to meet people with actual places to decorate!

[SlowPokemon]

I foresee a New York Times bestseller.

[DrP]

coffee house... only you (and me)!

[fingerz]

Well done ETF! Nice, simple and probably works! I say that 'cause I'm yet to try it out.

[Saria]

I need this book in my life.

HAW-HAW! What happened to dahans? You want TWO men now?

[Ruto]

=__=;

...no?

[Saria]

YES!

[Offkey]

Woot, just what I needed! There are no Targets or Starbucks in my entire country though, so I guess I'm doomed to be forever alone.

[ETFROXX]

It can be any general store, really!