News:

You just lost the game.

Main Menu

Made mah day.

Started by ETFROXX, April 14, 2011, 01:54:43 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

SuperFireKirby

So SFK had a super fantastic day today.

Went to see Reel Big Fish, who's concerts are notoriously crazy. And it was. But the best part was I made the smoothest ice breaker I think I've ever pulled off. Between sets, there was a girl who was super cute standing next to me, and I had bought a few CDs and she had a handbag. So I was all "Hey there, this might sound odd but I was wondering could I put my cds in your purse cuz I don't want them to get ruined." She agreed and "BTW, my name' Peter." BOOM. ICE=BROKEN. Dance/skanked/moshed with her for the majority of the show. Fucking unreal.

Also, I found 40$ on the ground while walking through the city. Also fairly awesome.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

the_last_sheikah

19:08   Maestro   Well, now what, then.
19:08   sheikah   I dunno
19:08   sheikah   got any 3?
19:08   sheikah   *threes
19:09   Maestro   I do!
19:09   Maestro   Here you go.
19:09   sheikah   Yeah!
19:09   sheikah   your turn
19:09   Maestro   Got any 7s?
19:10   sheikah   DAMNIT BUNGIE!!!! and no, go fish
19:10   Maestro   Aw.
19:14   sheikah   got any kings?
19:15   Maestro   No, I don't believe in monarchies as a stable form of government.
19:15   Maestro   Go fich.
19:15   Maestro   Fish*
19:15   Maestro   Fich?
19:15   Maestro   Go fich.
19:15   sheikah   https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRabLVrzrkmGo_a0N9NhzC92mcfcUXHWRole2Vlk7OnK12XC4IA
19:16   Yugikun   http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=4780.75
19:16   Yugikun   [/advertising]
19:17   sheikah   excuse me, we are trying to have a civilized, mature game of go fish.
19:17      *** Yugikun quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
19:18   Maestro   Haha.
19:18   Maestro   I think he went to go fish.
19:18   sheikah   s much for him
19:18   sheikah   *so
19:18   Maestro   And then there was one.
19:18   Maestro   Card that I need to win.
19:19   Maestro   Do you have any 3's?
19:19   sheikah   SON OF A MUTHER!!!!!!
19:19   sheikah   JUST TAKE THEM
19:19   Maestro   That's normally the case, yes.
19:19   Maestro   Yes!
19:19   Maestro   YAHTZEE!!
19:20   Maestro   Just look at that Bingo!
19:20   Maestro   1, 3, 9, 10, A
19:20   sheikah   Oh WAIT!!! YOU'VE JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!1!!!!!!1!!!
19:20   Maestro   Oh No!
19:21   sheikah   If you win three unrelated games in a row, I get out of jail free and get to draw 4 energy cards from my deck!
19:22   Maestro   Curses.
19:22   sheikah   that was the best game of Go Shrimpin' evar!
19:23   Maestro   Go Shrimpin?
19:23   sheikah   working a joke here
19:23   Maestro   I thought we were playing "Go Apologize to Your Brother, Now"?
19:23   Lori_Danger   Uno!
19:23   sheikah   no, we played that yesterday
19:24   Lori_Danger   Here's a game: find my fork
19:24   Maestro   It's right there.
19:24   sheikah   remember? Kman came out of nowhere with double word score and won?
19:24   Maestro   Yes!
19:24   Maestro   Another Victory!
19:24   Lori_Danger   Oh, so it is!
19:24   Maestro   Oh yeah.
19:25   Maestro   I still think it was bogus, he rolled three doubles!
19:25   sheikah   Wait, he rolled doubles!?  AUGH! I should have used my campaign card to call in more troops!
19:26   Maestro   Why didn't you?
19:27   Maestro   I could've finished him off by send him down the snake.
19:27   sheikah   I didn't have enough cheese to finish the mouse trap, that's why!
19:27   Maestro   Oh.
19:28   Maestro   I was one turn away from a monopoly too...
19:29   sheikah   Yeah, and my knight was SO in position to take out your last checker
19:29   Maestro   Not if I rolled a 12 or higher!
19:30   sheikah   and what is your roll?
19:30   Maestro   ...3
19:30   sheikah   *rolls*
19:31   sheikah   and the defense level of the orc is 10
19:31   sheikah   no damage is done
19:31   sheikah   do you flee? or throw a poke ball?
19:32   Maestro   I used Appeal.
19:32   Maestro   My star power is now restored.
19:33   sheikah   3...
19:33   sheikah   2...
19:33   sheikah   1...
19:33   sheikah   TIME!!!
19:33   sheikah   SUDDEN DEATH!
19:33   Maestro   Uh uh uh uh
19:33   sheikah   Pk FIRE!
19:33   Maestro   ORANGE JUICE!
19:33   sheikah   Pk FIRE!
19:33   Maestro   What are you doing?
19:33   sheikah   PK THUNDER!
19:34   Maestro   It's the lightning round?
19:34   sheikah   using lucas, whats it look like?
19:34   Maestro   But...it's a quiz show?
19:34   sheikah   What is the capitol of Wisconsin?
19:35   Maestro   Swiss Cheese.
19:35   sheikah   I think I can get more money next round.  No Deal!
19:36   Maestro   I'd like to solve the puzzle now:
19:36   Maestro   With Firends Like These, Who Needs A Social Life?
19:37   Maestro   Damn, I misspelled "friends"
19:37   sheikah   Vanna, reveal the puzzle
19:37   Maestro   Having fun yet, Lori?
19:37   sheikah   "With Friends Like These, Who Needs Social Fox"
19:38   sheikah   oh so close
19:38   Maestro   Oh man.
19:39   sheikah   guess you'll have to draw a double green card to get out of gumdrop forrest
19:41   Maestro   *draws*
19:41   Maestro   OH!
19:41   Maestro   I got the Wild Card!
19:41   Maestro   I advance to Go!
19:42   sheikah   *click* Monoploy man, this is a robbery, give me all the money in the bank
19:43   Maestro   Fool, the money's electronic now.
19:43   Maestro   You have to decript my Master Code if you want it.
19:45   sheikah   I shall decode it,  for I am Technus, Manipulator of machines, Lord of all gadgetry, Wizard of integrated circuitry.
19:49   sheikah   *ding* HA! I'm in!  Next time don't make your password 1-2-3-4-5.
19:49   Maestro   It was so obvious I thought you'd ignore it.
19:50   Maestro   Congratulations, you won all of my Student Loan Payments!
19:50   Maestro   Yay!
19:50   sheikah   It's the same combination I have on my luggage, it's always the eighth thing I check 
19:50   sheikah   wait what
19:50   sheikah   oh god damnit
19:50   Maestro   You took control of my account, which is wracked with debt!
19:51   Maestro   Bahahaha!
19:51   Maestro   They don't call it "Life Sucks Sometimes, Y'Know?" for nothin'!
19:53   sheikah   Looks like it's time to go rob Metropolis again, I'll go assemble the team...
19:53   sheikah   *meanwhile in the Legion of Doom*
19:53   sheikah   Guys!? Where did you put my ray gun!?
19:53   Maestro   Oh, it was a Ray Gun?
19:53   Maestro   I thought it was the remote!
19:54   Maestro   *laugh track*
19:54   sheikah   GOD DAMNIT SOLOMON GRUNDY!
19:54   Maestro   Also, completely unrelated, we need a new TV.
19:54   Maestro   *more laugh track*
19:55   sheikah   I'll go ask across the hall for one
19:56   sheikah   *knock knock knock* Penny *knock knock knock* Penny *knock knock knock* Penny
19:58   Maestro   ...Ok you lost me.
19:59   sheikah   Wow, I won with Big Bang Theory, awesome
19:59   sheikah   that was fun
19:59   Maestro   I have never seen that.
19:59   Maestro   That was fun.
19:59   sheikah   good show, smart and funny
19:59   Maestro   We almost went a whole hour with that.
20:00   sheikah   WORTH IT!!!
20:00   sheikah   this is going in MMD
20:00   Maestro   Oh, absolutely.
You see, we're entertainers. We must keep people smiling. No matter how grim things get, we must always be optimistic!

Yugi

Quote from: the_last_sheikah on February 09, 2013, 05:01:29 PM19:37   sheikah   "With Friends Like These, Who Needs Social Fox"
:(

Kman96

Quote from: sheikah19:24   sheikah   remember? Kman came out of nowhere with double word score and won?
wait what.

also, that was hilarious.
Party Hard!
[close]

the_last_sheikah

an hour well wasted spent
You see, we're entertainers. We must keep people smiling. No matter how grim things get, we must always be optimistic!

Bubbles

So my trip to the beach wasnt as bad as I thought

Though snow on the beach is still just...wrong.
We went to a restaurant and THE TABLES WERE PAPER AND THEY HAD CRAYONS I WAS SO HAPPY SO I DREW AMON AND LUKE

...who I then fed a french fry

blueflower999

D'AWW Luke is so cute!  :D
Bulbear! Blueflower999

FSM-Reapr

I fell in love with Roz.

She basically mmy.

ETFROXX


SlowPokemon

Quote from: FSM-Reapr on February 10, 2013, 11:14:19 AMI fell in love with Roz.

She basically mmy.

I fell in love with her first so there
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

FSM-Reapr


SlowPokemon

fsmpls

don't start this

you can have bubbles and nebbles and whatever other -bbles you want

roz is mine

*draws sword*

Of course she has a boyfriend so it's kind of pointless.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

FSM-Reapr

slow u srs bro

before you make any more of a fool of yourself let me tell you

that you don't know who you're dealing with

the motherfucking fsm

also you can add mashibbles to that list

SlowPokemon

BRING IT ON WADDLE BRO'S BRO
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

FSM-Reapr

WE'LL SETTLE THIS LIKE REAL MEN DO

WE ARE GOING TO PLAY POKEMON