Schoolwork Help Thread

[Mashi]

Er, is anyone here particularly good at statistics?

Oops, sorry, I totally missed this.  What do you need help in particularly?

[Bubbles]

Mashi's iluu that's exactly what I needed. Turns out I had the problem right the whole time lmao but that helped explain why

[Mashi]

(sun)

Make sure to get Physics REKT!!!

[Olimar12345]

Just wasted three and a half hours on some stupid-ass conducting assignment I'm going the fuck home and the fuck to sleep.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

How can we help you, Olimar?

[Saria]

Just wasted three and a half hours on some stupid-ass conducting assignment I'm going the fuck home and the fuck to sleep.

That's right go the fuck to sleep HER HER HER

jkjk ilu ERLERMER FERL BERTTER

[braix]

I procrastinated on a project due this thursday so I need your help guys
I need to write a "childrens'" fairy-tale type story(i.e. once upon a time, happily ever after, magical elements)
It doesn't have to be too long; just 12 pages, and that's with pictures and stuff in them so about like 4 to 6 sentences a page.
I need a story, I'll write it myself but I need the plot but I'm stuck. Help?

Spoiler

I'm desperate. The best I could come up with was about a Call of Duty noob that landed an across the map 720 suicide trickshot.

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[Dudeman]

Steal Latios's story. I'm sure he won't mind.

[Hero of Trains]

Steal mine if you want. I'll put in the time to finish it if you need me to, or send you the original (shorter) ending.

[braix]

It really has to be short though

[mikey]

you could write a fan fiction about your favorite yordle
nobody would ever know

[Hero of Trains]

You could just do a generic Princess/Warrior/Dragon story.

[Maelstrom]

You could just re-word an H. P. Lovecraft story.

[braix]

you could write a fan fiction about your favorite yordle
nobody would ever know

wait a second

[Bubbles]

Hold onto your hats, I used my thinking brain for this one

A little boy with a very generic name has an art project to do but keeps putting it off for other activities (use those activities to fill up pages, like playing videogames or riding bikes, basic kid stuff). He rushes to do everything last minute and it ends up looking bad and he's upset about it. Moral: don't procrastinate

Here's the easy part: since the kid's project ended up looking bad, so can yours! Make the cover look like a rushed 5 year old drew it. Have the first page as pretty as you could make it, and as the pages go on steadily decline them until the last page is seemingly half finished. Maybe you could put a little note somewhere that the half-assed job was intentional, or leave it up to artistic interpretation.

edit: and you said the project was due thursday not tomorrow so i guess you have some extra time?

If you really need magical elements you can throw them in somewhere but I don't feel like children stories need them all the time.