Ironic Wish Granting

[Piano_Pika_]

It does. And you can no longer have fun with it.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

wish granted, but then you end up falling asleeping anways.

I wish Sonic died.

[Raymondbl]

wish granted, (metal) sonic died.

I wish people treated others better on NSM.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, all the others (besides you) are treated better.   

I wish people were able to recognize sarcasm on the internet.

[Cobraroll]

Wish not granted. Impossible.

I wish stupidity was forbidden by law.

[Winter]

Granted. We are all in jail now. how /stupid/

I wish Religion was only a concept and had no audible words to describe it. thereby ceasing any conversation about it.

[scooterulez]

Granted, but now you are a Monk who took a vow of silence.

I wish February had more days than 28.

[Bloop]

granted, but it's only a leap year...

I wish I had an 3DS

[Clanker37]

Granted, but it's broken


I wish I had something to wish

[Bloop]

Granted, but you wished it right now.

I wish that I was always clean

[Ruto]

I wish that I was always clean

You're not? O__O Anyway, granted but now you spend half your life in the bathtub and the other half working at a spa.

I wish my room was clean.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, the floor is so spotless that you don't even have a bed to sleep in.


I wish I could get a point across in TWG without making it "tl;dr" for other people.

[Greg]

You do, and your reasoning ends up convincing everyone to lynch a human.

I wish I could improvise on the piano.

[Raymondbl]

granted.  You improvised one trill in Mary had a Little Lamb.

I wish I'm not banned from TWG.

[Bloop]

You're not? O__O

Well, I meand that if I fall in dirt that I'm still clean then.

Granted, but TWG was deleted a day after it.

I wish I had something to wish but that's not this wish but a second wish. Get something ironic about that, guy!

[Shadoninja]

granted but your second wish was to cancel the first wish therefore you don't get something to wish for


I wish I didn't suck at cooking.