Ironic Wish Granting

[Piano_Pika_]

Granted, but then you develop an allergy to it and end up having to return it.

I wish that these dragons would stop being impaled...

You sure aren't merciful..   

[Piano_Pika_]

Granted, but now you don't have time to shower.

I wish I didn't have to stay in the countryside for another whole day

Granted, but then you get in a car accident on the way back to the city and end up staying the hospital for a month.

I wish I had a pikachu. 

[Cobraroll]

Not granted. You get two! Now you can breed Pikachu and send them out to everyone! And there's nothing ironic about it!

I wish stupid comments on YouTube videos was considered a crime by law...

[Raymondbl]

granted, someone hacked into your account and made a stupid comment and the police IP tracked you and you get thrown into jail. 
I wish people were more fair to me.

[Greg]

They are, tbh. 

I wish for something.

[Piano_Pika_]

Not granted. You get two! Now you can breed Pikachu and send them out to everyone! And there's nothing ironic about it!

I wish stupid comments on YouTube videos was considered a crime by law...

thanks!   

[Raymondbl]

I wish for something.

granted, except since you did not define what you wished for, you got a piece of string. 

I wish my dragon won't die.

[Piano_Pika_]

Wish granted, but instead your other dragon dies.

I wish my piano teacher was nicer

[Dudeman]

Granted, but then your teacher (cheerfully) gives you five extremely difficult pieces to memorize in two weeks. To build character.

I wish Lego made Nintendo-themed lego sets.

[SlowPokemon]

Granted, but they only make Pikmin and nothing else.

I wish every day could be as good as today.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, every day is as good as today, so therefore good becomes average and life stays the same as it was before you made the wish.


I wish I could see shado in the costume worn in the Europe's Japan video.

[scooterulez]

Granted, but they only make Pikmin and nothing else.

I would like that to happen!

I wish I could see shado in the costume worn in the Europe's Japan video.

Granted. But instead of seeing Shado, you instead saw a Sonic painted black and red.

I wish Bush would let Duke sell the Bush's Baked Beans family Recipe.

[Ruto]

Granted but beans become extinct and the recipe replaces them with eggplant.

I wish people would know when they're being annoying X)

[Clanker37]

Granted by now life is to perfect and boring

I wish my music teacher would tell us to play Grunty Industries

[Raymondbl]

granted but but your music teacher arranges some virtuoso version that maestro couldn't even arrange, and you have to give a concert of it in three days, making you practice day and night and you die of exhaustion. 

I wish people could tell me in what way am I annoying.