Ironic Wish Granting

Started by Qew, March 27, 2011, 12:35:58 AM

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fabbemannen

Granted, but you would kill yourself after reading Slow's weird mind

I wish I didn't have to go to school this week (I'm to busy)

SuperFireKirby

Wish granted. Now you get to spend the week working in one of Nike's sweatshops.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Bloop

I wish I had a wish

(you forgot the wish again SuperFireKirby)

SlowPokemon

You don't get one. Sorry. Try again later.

I wish I wasn't so narcissistic, arrogant, and generally self centered.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Bloop

Granted, you're nothing now

I wish I had a wish without Irony.

Ruto

Granted, now all your wishes involve self-injury.

I wish I could find everything I've lost in this apartment.

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

fabbemannen

Granted, but you would get so much stuff that you had to buy another apartment where you lost even more things.

I wish the 3DS wasn't regionlocked

Jub3r7

Wish granted. It's no longer region locked, rather it's locked no matter where you go.

Quote from: Bloop on March 30, 2011, 04:32:09 AMI wish I had a wish
Wish granted, but you just used it.


I wish that I could arrange for a Pokemon game.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Ruto

Granted but it's awful and everyone's heads explode from even downloading it.

I wish that video game chicks weren't so busty. :-X

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Jub3r7

Granted, but now all the video game guys are busty. o.o

I wish I had chosen chorus over journalism....
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

SlowPokemon

Granted, but it's the same teacher.

I wish Margaret would suddenly realize she was completely in love with me.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

SuperFireKirby

Granted, but then she dies in a tragic car accident. How's that for irony?

I wish more of these wishes would actually be ironic.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Jub3r7

Granted, but then the granting of the wishes will no longer be ironic.
Because the granting of the wish is supposed to be ironic, not the wish itself.  :)


I wish I had the ability to grant my own wishes...
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Clanker37

Granted, but then you grant your wishes so much you get sick of it so you wish that you couldn't grant your own wishes, you then get bored of life and wish you could grant your own wishes again, but you can't wish your own wishes again, because you wished not to be able to grant your own wishes, so physics, which were already messed up due to wishes being granted, goes even more hay wire so that the universe is made of edible yarn.

I wish I made more sense

Offkey

Granted, but nobody makes sense to you anymore.

I wish I could timetravel.
The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days...

Youtube channel.
Video's coming soon(ish).