Ironic Wish Granting

[Clanker37]

"The Day My Butt Went Psycho!"

*Excited gasp!

Have a cookie

@Bespinben Granted, you are the only person who understands. You are teased as being different at school. You eventualy turn to me to help you become less insane. I help you, but you are kidnapped by Tucker from Pokemon Emerald! You spend the rest of your days in Tucker's rape dungeon

[Bespinben]

Oh GOSH not Tucker!!! Anyone but that man-woman!

...and your wish? XD

[Clanker37]

Oh I wish for a tricycle

[Greg]

You receive a tricycle made of paper. You start riding it until it starts to rain.

I wish I could just get my music exams over with already, since apparently I can get a 90.

[SlowPokemon]

*Excited gasp!

Have a cookie

Lol I hated that book so much. So fucking stupid.

You receive a tricycle made of paper. You start riding it until it starts to rain.

I wish I could just get my music exams over with already, since apparently I can get a 90.

Uhh...you can, but you don't.

I wish I would have an amazing day today

[Dudeman]

Granted. Tomorrow will be terrible.

I wish Nintendo would go ahead and confirm that they're making Pokemon Gray Version (I mean, it's pretty obvious that that's the name of the third game (yellow, crystal, emerald, platinum)).

[SlowPokemon]

I don't feel like contributing to the game, but I hope they don't confirm it. A) it's not going to be called Gray, that's stupid. B) I don't want a Black and White remake. I don't even know if I would buy it. I'm tired of remakes, get with the new games. Or if they are remakes, at least make them ruby and sapphire.

[fabbemannen]

If I would buy a game from that generation it would be Gray. The third game is always an improved version of the other 2. And Gray suits good in my opinion

I wish that Slow wished something

[Ruto]

He did, and now two of your fingers are missing.

I wish I had the guts to tell my sister I hate all her stupid crap and porno novels and she should move out.

[triforced1]

He did, and now two of your fingers are missing.

I wish I had the guts to tell my sister I hate all her stupid crap and porno novels and she should move out.

Granted. You tell her, then she gets angry and stays longer.

I wish I had a bowl of ice cream.

[Dudeman]

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish that intelligeret aliquis quod dico.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, but I don't recognize the verb ending for "understand" so the meaning of the sentence does not get across.

I wish Crystal Cave was shorter.

[fingerz]

Granted, now every step you take you encounter a WILD ZUBAT!!

I wish I could wipe peoples' memories.

[Clanker37]

Granted, Uxie's eyes go out of their job

I wish school didn't start tommorrow

[Greg]

It doesn't. Where I live in any case. 

I wish my brother would stop annoying me.