Ironic Wish Granting

[Jub3r7]

Granted, but they suspect you of cheating and fail you.


I wish that social studies was easier.

[Ragster2448]

Granted, but now every other subject is extremely harder.

I wish that everybody got along in the world.

[Ruto]

Granted, but extraterrestrials take advantage of the peace by conquering and enslaving humanity.

I wish I had a fairy.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, except it's an evil fairy and does nothing but torment you.

I wish I could major in everything without having to work for it.

[universe-X]

Granted, but you won't get a job because all of your employers will see your potential laziness.

I wish the Titanic never sank.

[fingerz]

Granted. The Titanic never sank, it just got blown up.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

[Clanker37]

Granted, but the grass had to leave because it had to go to counseling

I wish was Mario

[Bloop]

Granted, only Luigi became to hated you and killed you by jumping very high and landing on you.

I wish Navi's voice was more like a bass

[Ragster2448]

Granted, know whenever she talks, she causes earthquakes all around the world.

I wish that spaceships could travel faster than light.

[Raymondbl]

granted, but a space virus renders space traveling suicide. Hordes of Deoxys rampage the universe.

I wish I had a deoxys.

[SlowPokemon]

Granted, know whenever he talks, he causes earthquakes all around the world.

I wish that spaceships could travel faster than light.

Navi is a girl...

granted, but a space virus renders space traveling suicide. Hordes of Deoxys rampage the universe.

I wish I had a deoxys.

Okay but it changes your DNA makeup and you become something else.

I wish that everything went my way in a way that I would never get bored or unhappy.

[scooterulez]

Granted. Now that everything is going "your" way, you decide to go base jumping and everything followed, which in the end, splattered you and soon as they landed, but you having fun and were happy while doing it.

I wish that the next wish has something to do with cats and dogs.

[Clanker37]

Granted, but its horribibly disgusting

I wish that all the cats and dogs mated and made a super being called a Cad

[Dudeman]

Granted. Cad destroys the universe.

I wish this thread would become popular again.

[Ragster2448]

Granted. Now whenever someone tries to go onto this topic, their computer crashes because to many people are trying to post at one time.

I wish for eternal life (I can see this going wrong in so many ways).